"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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why are girls so stupid? this girl that goes to another school calls me and asks me out to a game, to which i refuse because im going to be genuinly busy....then shes like so yea homecoming is around the corner, do you have any cute friend i can go with(im sure she likes me)? and then shes like i dont want to go with anybody from my school(i dont go to her school)....so then im just like why dont you just ask me already?she then said, who said i want to go with you, who said you were cute....?blah blah blah...

i cut it short and i told her i had to get back to my friends, and she tells me fine im going to call my cute friend and ask him out.... or something of that sort. wow i cant wait until i can deal with real women.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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she must be shy and ugly.
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no shes not shy, or ugly or has a third arm, shes actually pretty nice(physically)....shes just only a sophmore and 15 years old.
 
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Originally posted by undesputable
no shes not shy, or ugly or has a third arm, shes actually pretty nice(physically)....shes just only a sophmore and 15 years old.
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lol so ur saying shes an idiot.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by undesputable
no shes not shy, or ugly or has a third arm, shes actually pretty nice(physically)....shes just only a sophmore and 15 years old.
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lots of girl behave this way... most of them seem to stop when they get to 17 or 18...
 
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Originally posted by Jay-X
lots of girl behave this way... most of them seem to stop when they get to 17 or 18...
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Oh man, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard! Great joke Jay...


Oh wait, you were serious?
 
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Originally posted by Eternal
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Oh man, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard! Great joke Jay...


Oh wait, you were serious?
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i'm talkin about my personal experience, man. i've rarely seen such an immature girl who was over 18
 
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Originally posted by RaWBLooD
lol so ur saying shes an idiot.
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basically
 
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maybe she WAS going to ask you but saying "why dont you just ask me already?" is kinda rude. That's one of them "oh no YOU DIDN'T" moments...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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