"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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High School DJ Contact List

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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DjMystery

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Damn I've been for such a long time and still haven't put my SN herre. Well herre it is.

AIM: DjMystery28
MSN: D_jMystery

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"DJings My Game"
"Mysterys The Name"
 

Lorenzo

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HO - HO, whats cracking fela's?

I dono, I'm board out of my mind, so I'm putting this in the HSDJB under the glossary, for referance.

ALSO, my info's in my sig, incase u'all need a chat!

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The DJ Bible ~or~ The High School Don Juan Bible

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“Carpe Diem."
"The little things... there's nothing bigger, is there?"
"When you are sure you know something through and through... be sure, also, that by changing your perspective, you'll know nothing at all"
 

juice

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supp...my screen name is 'balla dip' feel free to ask me questions at any time!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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RockGuitarist

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AIM: DJRockGT
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Lorenzo

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BUMP!!!

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"On any given Sunday you're either gonna win or you're gonna lose. The point is - can you win or lose like a man?" - Al Pachino
"... Any man's finest hour - his greatest fufillment to all he holds dear - is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious." - Vince Lombardi
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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CaptainSlinky

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Ah yes, and I was also thinking, would anybody like to undertake the task of compiling this list in some easier to access form? I would happily undertake it, but I honestly can't think of an effective way to do it.
 

whatsupwiddat

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Originally posted by CaptainSlinky
Ah yes, and I was also thinking, would anybody like to undertake the task of compiling this list in some easier to access form? I would happily undertake it, but I honestly can't think of an effective way to do it.
I can do it.. however, since you can only edit within one week of your posting time for some unknown lame reason, it can't be updated.

But I can copy and paste in order of importance for the first 10, and have the rest be in alphabetical order.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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CaptainSlinky

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Originally posted by whatsupwiddat
I can do it.. however, since you can only edit within one week of your posting time for some unknown lame reason, it can't be updated.

But I can copy and paste in order of importance for the first 10, and have the rest be in alphabetical order.
I was thinking in more of a downloadable form, or placed on a wed site, not as a compliation post.
 

Mack Of All Trades

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For those who would like to chat up a mack...


Aim: Stillbettathanya
email: [email protected]


It might be tough to talk to me, because I dont come on that much.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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