Dj Deity
Don Juan
AIM:Kino Vibes
E-Mail:[email protected]
E-Mail:[email protected]
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
High School DJ Contact List
- Thread starter CaptainSlinky
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Damn I've been for such a long time and still haven't put my SN herre. Well herre it is.
AIM: DjMystery28
MSN: D_jMystery
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A.K.A. - Glasses
"DJings My Game"
"Mysterys The Name"
AIM: DjMystery28
MSN: D_jMystery
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A.K.A. - Glasses
"DJings My Game"
"Mysterys The Name"
Lorenzo
Master Don Juan
HO - HO, whats cracking fela's?
I dono, I'm board out of my mind, so I'm putting this in the HSDJB under the glossary, for referance.
ALSO, my info's in my sig, incase u'all need a chat!
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Anthony
AIM: KinoOI
E-mail: [email protected]
The DJ Bible ~or~ The High School Don Juan Bible
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“Carpe Diem."
"The little things... there's nothing bigger, is there?"
"When you are sure you know something through and through... be sure, also, that by changing your perspective, you'll know nothing at all"
I dono, I'm board out of my mind, so I'm putting this in the HSDJB under the glossary, for referance.
ALSO, my info's in my sig, incase u'all need a chat!
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MOD - Juan
Anthony
AIM: KinoOI
E-mail: [email protected]
The DJ Bible ~or~ The High School Don Juan Bible
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“Carpe Diem."
"The little things... there's nothing bigger, is there?"
"When you are sure you know something through and through... be sure, also, that by changing your perspective, you'll know nothing at all"
jmm854
Master Don Juan
AIM-jmm854
[email protected]
Peace.
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Jared- DON JUAN
My AIM is the same as my SN...talk to me.
Go Ravens!
[email protected]
Peace.
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Jared- DON JUAN
My AIM is the same as my SN...talk to me.
Go Ravens!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
[email protected]
Im there if ya need me.
Im there if ya need me.
RockGuitarist
Don Juan
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AIM: DJRockGT
E-Mail: [email protected]
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"A man who doesn't spend time with his family, can never be a real man." - Marlon Brando The Godfather
E-Mail: [email protected]
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"A man who doesn't spend time with his family, can never be a real man." - Marlon Brando The Godfather
Lorenzo
Master Don Juan
BUMP!!!
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Anthony
AIM: KinoOI
E-mail: [email protected]
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"On any given Sunday you're either gonna win or you're gonna lose. The point is - can you win or lose like a man?" - Al Pachino
"... Any man's finest hour - his greatest fufillment to all he holds dear - is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious." - Vince Lombardi
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MOD - Juan
Anthony
AIM: KinoOI
E-mail: [email protected]
The DJ Bible ~or~ The High School Don Juan Bible
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"On any given Sunday you're either gonna win or you're gonna lose. The point is - can you win or lose like a man?" - Al Pachino
"... Any man's finest hour - his greatest fufillment to all he holds dear - is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious." - Vince Lombardi
Dario
Senior Don Juan
Bump.
Info in my sig
Info in my sig
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
CaptainSlinky
Master Don Juan
Originally posted by Lorenzo
BUMP!!!
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That there is by far the largest post:signature ratio I've ever seen. Jesus Christ, Anthony!
CaptainSlinky
Master Don Juan
Ah yes, and I was also thinking, would anybody like to undertake the task of compiling this list in some easier to access form? I would happily undertake it, but I honestly can't think of an effective way to do it.
whatsupwiddat
Master Don Juan
I can do it.. however, since you can only edit within one week of your posting time for some unknown lame reason, it can't be updated.Originally posted by CaptainSlinky
Ah yes, and I was also thinking, would anybody like to undertake the task of compiling this list in some easier to access form? I would happily undertake it, but I honestly can't think of an effective way to do it.
But I can copy and paste in order of importance for the first 10, and have the rest be in alphabetical order.
g f l a s h 4 0 0 1
Don Juan
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
AIM: ANARCHY4ANYONE
CaptainSlinky
Master Don Juan
I was thinking in more of a downloadable form, or placed on a wed site, not as a compliation post.Originally posted by whatsupwiddat
I can do it.. however, since you can only edit within one week of your posting time for some unknown lame reason, it can't be updated.
But I can copy and paste in order of importance for the first 10, and have the rest be in alphabetical order.
Mack Of All Trades
Master Don Juan
For those who would like to chat up a mack...
Aim: Stillbettathanya
email: [email protected]
It might be tough to talk to me, because I dont come on that much.
Aim: Stillbettathanya
email: [email protected]
It might be tough to talk to me, because I dont come on that much.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.