"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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hickeys.............

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ah my woman emelie gave me some of the most rediculous hickeys last night. we were drunk and i was exactly paying attention...theres like six grouped together. looks like i made out with a vacumm cleaner.

anyone have good suggestions on how to clear it up faster? luckily a hurricane is about to hit us so no school, but it just looks rediculous.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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[DoN.2.Da.JUaN]

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LOL

toothpaste helps
 
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A hickie is technically a bruise just like any other. Sorry man, not much you can do! lol
 
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search around google, theres supposedbly lots of things you can do so they go away faster. I just let them go away by themselves when i get some, but there was one occasion when it was just ridiculous so i searched on google....one of the mentods i tried was putting a spoon in the freezer and then take it out and press it against your hickeys. But as i said look around theres a lot more things you can try.
 
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Wear a turtle neck shirt, jacket, or pop your freeking collar.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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hehe, my girl gave me the biggest one...both my parents, my boss, my coworkers and all my friends were like haha. it wasn't a big deal.
 
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lol i don't even need to look at his age to know he's young :D

Hickies are junior high stuff, man. hahahaha
 
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