"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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hickeys.............

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jojoeyes

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ah my woman emelie gave me some of the most rediculous hickeys last night. we were drunk and i was exactly paying attention...theres like six grouped together. looks like i made out with a vacumm cleaner.

anyone have good suggestions on how to clear it up faster? luckily a hurricane is about to hit us so no school, but it just looks rediculous.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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[DoN.2.Da.JUaN]

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LOL

toothpaste helps
 
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A hickie is technically a bruise just like any other. Sorry man, not much you can do! lol
 
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search around google, theres supposedbly lots of things you can do so they go away faster. I just let them go away by themselves when i get some, but there was one occasion when it was just ridiculous so i searched on google....one of the mentods i tried was putting a spoon in the freezer and then take it out and press it against your hickeys. But as i said look around theres a lot more things you can try.
 
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Wear a turtle neck shirt, jacket, or pop your freeking collar.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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hehe, my girl gave me the biggest one...both my parents, my boss, my coworkers and all my friends were like haha. it wasn't a big deal.
 
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lol i don't even need to look at his age to know he's young :D

Hickies are junior high stuff, man. hahahaha
 
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