"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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hickeys.............

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jojoeyes

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ah my woman emelie gave me some of the most rediculous hickeys last night. we were drunk and i was exactly paying attention...theres like six grouped together. looks like i made out with a vacumm cleaner.

anyone have good suggestions on how to clear it up faster? luckily a hurricane is about to hit us so no school, but it just looks rediculous.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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[DoN.2.Da.JUaN]

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LOL

toothpaste helps
 
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A hickie is technically a bruise just like any other. Sorry man, not much you can do! lol
 
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search around google, theres supposedbly lots of things you can do so they go away faster. I just let them go away by themselves when i get some, but there was one occasion when it was just ridiculous so i searched on google....one of the mentods i tried was putting a spoon in the freezer and then take it out and press it against your hickeys. But as i said look around theres a lot more things you can try.
 
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Wear a turtle neck shirt, jacket, or pop your freeking collar.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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hehe, my girl gave me the biggest one...both my parents, my boss, my coworkers and all my friends were like haha. it wasn't a big deal.
 
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lol i don't even need to look at his age to know he's young :D

Hickies are junior high stuff, man. hahahaha
 
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