"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hickey situation

muffin

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I've got a hickey and I need to get rid of it asap. Is there anything I can do other

than concealing it with a bandage?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Put some make up on it.
 

Scars

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I just had this problem actually.. still kind of do. What I did was apply ice as soon as I could, it helped a little but not much. Then I looked online for a few tips and I found that rubbing it with a brush will help unclog the blood vessels so I did that, but it seemed to only temporarily help. What you really need to do: Give it time. I just bailed on a girl two days in row because of this stupid dillema, but I came up with some pretty legit excuses, and I keep reassuring her I really want to see her and I'm not ****ing around. It's almost completely gone right now but still a little noticable. If all else fails get a lady friend to cover it up with some makeup.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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true romance

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boile an egg. peel the shell
wrap the egg in a thin towel then apply to the hickey. Do it while the egg still warm.

the egg will suck the blood...
 
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