"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Time to put my pictures where my mouth is and let you guys do the judging. 1-10, and I would say "No Homo", but I am sure nobody here is gay (maybe bi, but who cares, ya know?)

Please excuse the mirror on a couple of the pics. The Maid wasnt doing her job :trouble: I see. (Who would have though mirrors could get so dirty?)

Anyway, 1-10 is fine or just a "ZOMG you look like Smeagle, on Crack." will suffice.

I appreciate any and all who respond. Tips, suggestions, fashion advice, fitness advice, things I may want to improve, etc would be kind and taken into consideration.

ok, let the rating commense:
http://i1143.photobucket.com/albums/n629/illuminator13/HAILSATAN.jpg
http://i1143.photobucket.com/albums/n629/illuminator13/LUCIFER.jpg
http://i1143.photobucket.com/albums/n629/illuminator13/DOOM.jpg
http://i1143.photobucket.com/albums/n629/illuminator13/DEATH.jpg
http://i1143.photobucket.com/albums/n629/illuminator13/RAWR.jpg
http://i1143.photobucket.com/albums/n629/illuminator13/BLASPHEMY.jpg

Good or Bad, I'm ready. Bring your worst Boys! :rockon:

And P.S., I want you (Warrior) to show no mercy. Come on bring it on, you fuzzy goodlooking studmuffin you. ;)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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way to make the first picture one of you in a towel after saying "no homo" haha. As I've said before I gotta give props to the guys who post pics here. Never know who could be lurking.

Your f-in jacked but im sure u already knew that. Not sure what else to say, your not a bad lookin guy and you got a nice smile. Not digging the skull cap though.You're not gonna make a lot of girls wet just by walking in the room, but if I saw you walking down the street with a 9 or 10 I wouldn't be like wtf?
 

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You look great in blasphemy xxx
 

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Your a normal looking guy. 2 pieces of advice, lose the skullcap (personally not digging it), and PUT SOME ****ING PANTS ON (jesus)
 

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Interesting resposes so far, thanks guys. about that "skull cap", it helps me have and maintain waves in my hair, so most of the time i take it off when i am in public. :) cool responses so far, :up:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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you are jacked as hell, bro. a little bit nerdy looking, but it's completely offset when you take your shirt off. wear tight shirts and the ladies will be all over you.
 

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Blueline-lol, i actually would consider myself to be a nerd. i read a lot of books...and yeah, your right, thats why i always do wear tight shirts :). highconciousness- Thanks man, but about the smile, do you think its my teeth thats the problem or is it the whole smile in general? perserverance- :crackup:? colemandove- What? Did you just call me a bear? lol you silly doe...Hey is there anything i can do to drop the nerdiness?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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You made up for the face by working out...lol not to be a d1ck infact I think females will rate you positively for the most part.
 

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Lucifero said:
Blueline-lol, i actually would consider myself to be a nerd. i read a lot of books...and yeah, your right, thats why i always do wear tight shirts :). highconciousness- Thanks man, but about the smile, do you think its my teeth thats the problem or is it the whole smile in general? perserverance- :crackup:? colemandove- What? Did you just call me a bear? lol you silly doe...Hey is there anything i can do to drop the nerdiness?
Sort out your posture and body language.

The reason you look better in blasphemy than the nerdy clothed pics is to do with your stance.

Stand like an nba player or 50 cent, not like a goofy nerd.

How you stand completely changes how we perceive your face/looks!
 

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you look like prince for some reason. workout and wear skinny jeans, since you look skinny enough to do it.
 

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Ease said:
Sort out your posture and body language.

The reason you look better in blasphemy than the nerdy clothed pics is to do with your stance.

Stand like an nba player or 50 cent, not like a goofy nerd.

How you stand completely changes how we perceive your face/looks!
Ok, consider my posture corrected from today on. :up:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Semtex said:
You made up for the face by working out...lol not to be a d1ck infact I think females will rate you positively for the most part.
:crackup: LOL!

Semtex said:
Ummm...your body language is fine and your "Swag" iz off da hizzle fo shizzle my nizzle, fo rezzle!

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Guys, am I looking good? I know I'm a bit over dressed but whatever.

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Ok, now I'm jealous! I aint going to hate though, you looking pretty suave with those glasses and all. Maybe you could be my wingman and help me get some chicks baby boy ;)
 

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The cap SUX .. drop it and youll do great :D ..

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO RATE MY SELF ACTUALLY, but as so many others posted, i have no idea who is looking, and how people would act :b
 
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So called straight men asking for a rating of one to ten by complete strangers on the internet, who are also straight and male. Gay much?
 
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Sir Psycho Sexy said:
Sorry to break the news but that phrase is the gayest thing in here.
Maybe American men enjoy rating each other, but here in England if another man asks for validation on his appearance by other men, he is automatically seen as being a homo.

There's no shame in being gay, the Spartans were homosexuals and were the toughest, most alpha male, warriors on the planet. ;)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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