"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Hey, I just thought of a great C/F opener (a cant miss Dong Fu special)

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this seem way over the top for me....

Hang on while I get the scotch tape out my pocket that I have with me
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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If done properly, I say it could work. alot of people cant keep a steady stream for conversation so they say no way but i have seen similar pickups become successful so I say try it. hell, I'll try it too, and why is everyone panicing this is funny whats risking a new technique on one girl matter. there will be 50 to 100 more in there.
 

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J-Bone said:
If done properly, I say it could work. alot of people cant keep a steady stream for conversation so they say no way but i have seen similar pickups become successful so I say try it. hell, I'll try it too, and why is everyone panicing this is funny whats risking a new technique on one girl matter. there will be 50 to 100 more in there.
If we do try this, I think having the bartender hold the tape and book behind the bar for you would be best. Then you can ask the bartender for the stuff, so it seems a little more spontaneous.
I cant imagine actually walking around with the book, but I think it would be funny to pull it out.
 

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Never said I did... And let me know when someone besides you argues with me.
He he.. I love you GWA.. whenever someone criticizes Elstud.. he comes back with a 10 paragraph reply saying that he doesn't give a **** what they think.. Which in itself creates a contradiction, I mean why write a super long response saying you don't give a **** if you really don't? When Elstud criticizes you on the other hand.. you say something which PROVES you don't really give a ****..
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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The funny thing is a lot of guys do try stuff this far fetched and gimmicky lol. Dongfu just carry the book with you around the bar. It'll make a great peacocking/prop item :D .
 

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robstar said:
He he.. I love you GWA.. whenever someone criticizes Elstud.. he comes back with a 10 paragraph reply saying that he doesn't give a **** what they think.. Which in itself creates a contradiction, I mean why write a super long response saying you don't give a **** if you really don't? When Elstud criticizes you on the other hand.. you say something which PROVES you don't really give a ****..
Yeah, I like this kid too. Maybe one day he'll be the true vagina wizard and enlighten us all to the Alamar Method :D
 

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ketostix said:
The funny thing is a lot of guys do try stuff this far fetched and gimmicky lol. Dongfu just carry the book with you around the bar. It'll make a great peacocking/prop item :D .
For sure this is one of the most gimicky, ridiculous things I've thought of. But my philosophy is if your gonna use some kind of pick-up gimicks, why not make it as ridiculous as you can, be honest about it, and spend time with your mark making fun of this kind of stuff.

Instead of being some creepy, stressy, serious wierdo trying to get over on women, being all woried about the outcome, and or, being discovered.
 

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if your gonna use some kind of pick-up gimicks, why not make it as ridiculous as you can, be honest about it, and spend time with your mark making fun of this kind of stuff.
That's called being an entertainment monkey in PU parlance. :D
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Dongfu said:
Yeah, I like this kid too. Maybe one day he'll be the true vagina wizard and enlighten us all to the Alamar Method :D
why thank you.
when I become good enough, pvssy will magically open up, just for me!

haha thats a long fvcking way to go!!
 

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Honestly, the best part of the OP was the signature. I doubt highly that you would ever get a woman in a club to sit still as you try to pull this off.
You want to get clever, use the book as a prop adn get girls to think you are "learning as you go" Once you have built some rapport (as in spending more than five minutes talking with you) you might have your shot at reading to them.
Seriously, think about the venue and your idea, they are not synching up here. Dance at a club, flirt in a club, read in a library or mall.
 

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I got an even better idea... Why not just bring some doggy treats hand it to the girls. Then do some cool doggy tricks and let them reward you when they think what you do is funny. /sarcasm
 

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TonyWongButOhSoRite said:
Why would you do this sh!t? If you need to do magic tricks to get girls you mite aswell just stay at home.
It's not a magic trick.

It's funny to me when I post an idea like this that is supposed to be funny. And then guys get all serious about it.

The fact that people get so uptight about a suggestion like this clues us in to how he probably acts around women.

I throw stuff out there, and then watch the reflections come back. We can learn alot about where people are at in this community simple by observing their reactions to posts like this
 

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Dongfu said:
It's not a magic trick.

It's funny to me when I post an idea like this that is supposed to be funny. And then guys get all serious about it.

The fact that people get so uptight about a suggestion like this clues us in to how he probably acts around women.

I throw stuff out there, and then watch the reflections come back. We can learn alot about where people are at in this community simple by observing their reactions to posts like this
Sh!t test! :D I saw it all along :whistle:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I could see this working.

Of course the truth of the matter is people will by nature take the path of least resistance. So if this is the path, then by all means take it.
 

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i'd say it would work out best for the person who thought it up and even then it's only a faint murmur of a chance to work on like a party girl or something.

personally i'd never use it cos its faux-smooth, fake and not me. how are you going to follow that up?

exude charisma and they will come
 

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juice veteran said:
i'd say it would work out best for the person who thought it up
That's for sure. ANd further proving the the MM works best for Mystery. Everyone has to ultimately come to terms with their own style, whatever that is. :D

juice veteran said:
personally i'd never use it cos its faux-smooth, fake and not me.
Right again. But it is me. All I really care about is having fun and taking things to a ridiculous level. Sometime I'll share with you guys my idea for the reality show, "The Disagreeable Bachelor." A parody of the real show.

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How are you going to follow that up?
I'm the master of seamless transitions Even if I opened this way, I could easily move the interaction in any direction I wanted it to go. It's easy. But you cant realize that until you know that.
 

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yeah that doesn't sound too good in a practical situation...too gimicky for me. Plus if you're trying to do a trick like that you can't dance around all the steps, they will lose patience. Good luck
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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