"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Hey Guys. I'm new here.

Sugarfoot

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Tell me about this site. Show me how to get laid-ees.

hahah. get it?!!!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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cola

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You were trying to imitate the many newcomers who come here to the forums in a legitimate search of a method to attract the opposite sex which eludes them and makes them feel unfullfilled on a daily basis and thus makes them feel illegitimate as men?
Uhuh I get it..
Ha fvcking Ha
 

Sugarfoot

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cola said:
You were trying to imitate the many newcomers who come here to the forums in a legitimate search of a method to attract the opposite sex which eludes them and makes them feel unfullfilled on a daily basis and thus makes them feel illegitimate as men?
Uhuh I get it..
Ha fvcking Ha
Sir, I am new here. I would do no such thing.
 

daygameguy

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how come you got 145 posts if you have no idea what this site is about?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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mothballs

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daygameguy said:
how come you got 145 posts if you have no idea what this site is about?
Seriously he signed up 9 years ago... I'm going out on a limb this is a complete joke.
 

djinhell

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Urgh, even ignoring the fact you already have made 145 posts, why ask such a douchebag question??

If your serious, read the dj bible...nuff said!

DJ IN HELL
 
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