"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hey Guys. I'm new here.

Sugarfoot

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Tell me about this site. Show me how to get laid-ees.

hahah. get it?!!!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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cola

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You were trying to imitate the many newcomers who come here to the forums in a legitimate search of a method to attract the opposite sex which eludes them and makes them feel unfullfilled on a daily basis and thus makes them feel illegitimate as men?
Uhuh I get it..
Ha fvcking Ha
 

Sugarfoot

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cola said:
You were trying to imitate the many newcomers who come here to the forums in a legitimate search of a method to attract the opposite sex which eludes them and makes them feel unfullfilled on a daily basis and thus makes them feel illegitimate as men?
Uhuh I get it..
Ha fvcking Ha
Sir, I am new here. I would do no such thing.
 

daygameguy

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how come you got 145 posts if you have no idea what this site is about?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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mothballs

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daygameguy said:
how come you got 145 posts if you have no idea what this site is about?
Seriously he signed up 9 years ago... I'm going out on a limb this is a complete joke.
 

djinhell

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Urgh, even ignoring the fact you already have made 145 posts, why ask such a douchebag question??

If your serious, read the dj bible...nuff said!

DJ IN HELL
 
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