"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Here's the line...Here's this girl...Here's this girl CROSSING the line

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As I was responding to a thread by yep about how he got rejected, I get a call from a girl I WAS interested in. Here's the conversation...

ME: Hello?
HER: Hey good-looking, how's it going?
ME: It's going quite good. You?
HER: It's going fine. You didn't go to the Buzz (local club) tonight?
ME: Nah, I didn't feel too good so I decided to stay home and get some studying done. (lie...I was just too lazy to leave the house)
HER: I know what you mean, I'm sick right now. I got a massive case of diarrhea.
ME: Oh my God! That's disgusting!
HER: Hahaha I'm even on the commode right now.
ME: *click*

Ok, it's one thing to feel comfortable around a me. But to tell me something like THAT?! EEEEEEEWWWWWW....

She was an 8, but after that conversation, it knocked her down to a solid 4.

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Ugh...Has anything like that EVER happen to yall?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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MisterMcGee said:
I would've told her I'd help clog it for her ;)
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OH! THAT'S JUST DISGUSTING!

Plus, I don't want to get my weiner in a crappy situation
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Ahahhahahahah Thats The Funniest Sh I T Ive Ever Heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Id Marry Her Right Now Holy Sh I T Hhahhahhahhaha That Girl Has A Great Sense Of Humor
 
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Am I missing something here? Everyone is saying I should clog up her anal discharge and one guy said I should marry her. Am I over reacting?
 
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A girl i know burped in front of me.
It's funny ****. No, its not classy, but she has her guard down at least. it's a girl being a goof, don't knock her for it (unless she's always like that haha)
 
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I was at a small party once and I THOUGHT i had this girl bagged for the night. Long story short...she said "one second let me go to the bathroom"

Shortly after she returned and removed her pants, so I went to the bathroom and I went to take a leak and put on a rubber...well i had the package and lifted up the toilet to the most nasty scene of vampire tea...fuggin red with the nastiest looking floating blood clot oh my gosh I nearly puked right then and their.

For real...that clot was the deal breaker, I went from a sun dial to staring at the floor in 10 seconds.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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This shows us that girls are just nasty humans like ourselves. So there is no reason to put them on a pedestal.

I know a guy who literally used to take his cell into the toilet to chat with his gf while getting his sh1t out. Prolly his gf used to do the same. LOL What a couple that would be! This was when I used to be in a hostel...
 
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CP3WOO said:
As I was responding to a thread by yep about how he got rejected, I get a call from a girl I WAS interested in. Here's the conversation...

ME: Hello?
HER: Hey good-looking, how's it going?
ME: It's going quite good. You?
HER: It's going fine. You didn't go to the Buzz (local club) tonight?
ME: Nah, I didn't feel too good so I decided to stay home and get some studying done. (lie...I was just too lazy to leave the house)
HER: I know what you mean, I'm sick right now. I got a massive case of diarrhea.
ME: Oh my God! That's disgusting!
HER: Hahaha I'm even on the commode right now.
ME: *click*

Ok, it's one thing to feel comfortable around a me. But to tell me something like THAT?! EEEEEEEWWWWWW....

She was an 8, but after that conversation, it knocked her down to a solid 4.

:cry:

Ugh...Has anything like that EVER happen to yall?
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Dude you are way overreacting. She is sick and your response is "Only talk to me when you are horny and what to bonk my brains out." Not good.
 
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One time a girl left her underwear at my place. I found the panties stuck between the mattress. When I looked at them I was horrified.. the panties were covered sh!t stains and there was also nasty white crust on them.

I never talked to her again.
 
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This thread may be the funniest I've ever seen.

I personally would of gone along with it. You know what they say: Nothing lubricates better than anal discharge.
 
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This is the most disfunctional thread in the history of threads...What have I started?!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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lol, I think you did overreact. Personally I would have laughed along with it.

EVERYONE gets diarrhea sometimes. I just had it on wednesday! I don't care if people are upfront about it.
 
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rofl. She's a human being, she gets sick sometimes, you know...
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yeah, but she doesn't have to share it and call me while she's dropping a deuce
 
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Has she called you since you hung up?

Maybe she thought you guys had a level of rapport that was enough to be open like the way she was, and now she may feel terribly embarrassed. She might have turned you off but she wasn't being mean or bi1chy.

I guess the question is not about right or wrong, its about you losing your attraction for a woman who made you disgusted.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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