"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Here's the line...Here's this girl...Here's this girl CROSSING the line

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As I was responding to a thread by yep about how he got rejected, I get a call from a girl I WAS interested in. Here's the conversation...

ME: Hello?
HER: Hey good-looking, how's it going?
ME: It's going quite good. You?
HER: It's going fine. You didn't go to the Buzz (local club) tonight?
ME: Nah, I didn't feel too good so I decided to stay home and get some studying done. (lie...I was just too lazy to leave the house)
HER: I know what you mean, I'm sick right now. I got a massive case of diarrhea.
ME: Oh my God! That's disgusting!
HER: Hahaha I'm even on the commode right now.
ME: *click*

Ok, it's one thing to feel comfortable around a me. But to tell me something like THAT?! EEEEEEEWWWWWW....

She was an 8, but after that conversation, it knocked her down to a solid 4.

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Ugh...Has anything like that EVER happen to yall?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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MisterMcGee said:
I would've told her I'd help clog it for her ;)
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OH! THAT'S JUST DISGUSTING!

Plus, I don't want to get my weiner in a crappy situation
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Ahahhahahahah Thats The Funniest Sh I T Ive Ever Heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Id Marry Her Right Now Holy Sh I T Hhahhahhahhaha That Girl Has A Great Sense Of Humor
 
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Am I missing something here? Everyone is saying I should clog up her anal discharge and one guy said I should marry her. Am I over reacting?
 
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A girl i know burped in front of me.
It's funny ****. No, its not classy, but she has her guard down at least. it's a girl being a goof, don't knock her for it (unless she's always like that haha)
 
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I was at a small party once and I THOUGHT i had this girl bagged for the night. Long story short...she said "one second let me go to the bathroom"

Shortly after she returned and removed her pants, so I went to the bathroom and I went to take a leak and put on a rubber...well i had the package and lifted up the toilet to the most nasty scene of vampire tea...fuggin red with the nastiest looking floating blood clot oh my gosh I nearly puked right then and their.

For real...that clot was the deal breaker, I went from a sun dial to staring at the floor in 10 seconds.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This shows us that girls are just nasty humans like ourselves. So there is no reason to put them on a pedestal.

I know a guy who literally used to take his cell into the toilet to chat with his gf while getting his sh1t out. Prolly his gf used to do the same. LOL What a couple that would be! This was when I used to be in a hostel...
 
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CP3WOO said:
As I was responding to a thread by yep about how he got rejected, I get a call from a girl I WAS interested in. Here's the conversation...

ME: Hello?
HER: Hey good-looking, how's it going?
ME: It's going quite good. You?
HER: It's going fine. You didn't go to the Buzz (local club) tonight?
ME: Nah, I didn't feel too good so I decided to stay home and get some studying done. (lie...I was just too lazy to leave the house)
HER: I know what you mean, I'm sick right now. I got a massive case of diarrhea.
ME: Oh my God! That's disgusting!
HER: Hahaha I'm even on the commode right now.
ME: *click*

Ok, it's one thing to feel comfortable around a me. But to tell me something like THAT?! EEEEEEEWWWWWW....

She was an 8, but after that conversation, it knocked her down to a solid 4.

:cry:

Ugh...Has anything like that EVER happen to yall?
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Dude you are way overreacting. She is sick and your response is "Only talk to me when you are horny and what to bonk my brains out." Not good.
 
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One time a girl left her underwear at my place. I found the panties stuck between the mattress. When I looked at them I was horrified.. the panties were covered sh!t stains and there was also nasty white crust on them.

I never talked to her again.
 
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This thread may be the funniest I've ever seen.

I personally would of gone along with it. You know what they say: Nothing lubricates better than anal discharge.
 
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This is the most disfunctional thread in the history of threads...What have I started?!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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lol, I think you did overreact. Personally I would have laughed along with it.

EVERYONE gets diarrhea sometimes. I just had it on wednesday! I don't care if people are upfront about it.
 
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rofl. She's a human being, she gets sick sometimes, you know...
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yeah, but she doesn't have to share it and call me while she's dropping a deuce
 
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Has she called you since you hung up?

Maybe she thought you guys had a level of rapport that was enough to be open like the way she was, and now she may feel terribly embarrassed. She might have turned you off but she wasn't being mean or bi1chy.

I guess the question is not about right or wrong, its about you losing your attraction for a woman who made you disgusted.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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