"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Here's the line...Here's this girl...Here's this girl CROSSING the line

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As I was responding to a thread by yep about how he got rejected, I get a call from a girl I WAS interested in. Here's the conversation...

ME: Hello?
HER: Hey good-looking, how's it going?
ME: It's going quite good. You?
HER: It's going fine. You didn't go to the Buzz (local club) tonight?
ME: Nah, I didn't feel too good so I decided to stay home and get some studying done. (lie...I was just too lazy to leave the house)
HER: I know what you mean, I'm sick right now. I got a massive case of diarrhea.
ME: Oh my God! That's disgusting!
HER: Hahaha I'm even on the commode right now.
ME: *click*

Ok, it's one thing to feel comfortable around a me. But to tell me something like THAT?! EEEEEEEWWWWWW....

She was an 8, but after that conversation, it knocked her down to a solid 4.

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Ugh...Has anything like that EVER happen to yall?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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MisterMcGee said:
I would've told her I'd help clog it for her ;)
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OH! THAT'S JUST DISGUSTING!

Plus, I don't want to get my weiner in a crappy situation
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Ahahhahahahah Thats The Funniest Sh I T Ive Ever Heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Id Marry Her Right Now Holy Sh I T Hhahhahhahhaha That Girl Has A Great Sense Of Humor
 
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Am I missing something here? Everyone is saying I should clog up her anal discharge and one guy said I should marry her. Am I over reacting?
 
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A girl i know burped in front of me.
It's funny ****. No, its not classy, but she has her guard down at least. it's a girl being a goof, don't knock her for it (unless she's always like that haha)
 
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I was at a small party once and I THOUGHT i had this girl bagged for the night. Long story short...she said "one second let me go to the bathroom"

Shortly after she returned and removed her pants, so I went to the bathroom and I went to take a leak and put on a rubber...well i had the package and lifted up the toilet to the most nasty scene of vampire tea...fuggin red with the nastiest looking floating blood clot oh my gosh I nearly puked right then and their.

For real...that clot was the deal breaker, I went from a sun dial to staring at the floor in 10 seconds.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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This shows us that girls are just nasty humans like ourselves. So there is no reason to put them on a pedestal.

I know a guy who literally used to take his cell into the toilet to chat with his gf while getting his sh1t out. Prolly his gf used to do the same. LOL What a couple that would be! This was when I used to be in a hostel...
 
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CP3WOO said:
As I was responding to a thread by yep about how he got rejected, I get a call from a girl I WAS interested in. Here's the conversation...

ME: Hello?
HER: Hey good-looking, how's it going?
ME: It's going quite good. You?
HER: It's going fine. You didn't go to the Buzz (local club) tonight?
ME: Nah, I didn't feel too good so I decided to stay home and get some studying done. (lie...I was just too lazy to leave the house)
HER: I know what you mean, I'm sick right now. I got a massive case of diarrhea.
ME: Oh my God! That's disgusting!
HER: Hahaha I'm even on the commode right now.
ME: *click*

Ok, it's one thing to feel comfortable around a me. But to tell me something like THAT?! EEEEEEEWWWWWW....

She was an 8, but after that conversation, it knocked her down to a solid 4.

:cry:

Ugh...Has anything like that EVER happen to yall?
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Dude you are way overreacting. She is sick and your response is "Only talk to me when you are horny and what to bonk my brains out." Not good.
 
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One time a girl left her underwear at my place. I found the panties stuck between the mattress. When I looked at them I was horrified.. the panties were covered sh!t stains and there was also nasty white crust on them.

I never talked to her again.
 
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This thread may be the funniest I've ever seen.

I personally would of gone along with it. You know what they say: Nothing lubricates better than anal discharge.
 
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This is the most disfunctional thread in the history of threads...What have I started?!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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lol, I think you did overreact. Personally I would have laughed along with it.

EVERYONE gets diarrhea sometimes. I just had it on wednesday! I don't care if people are upfront about it.
 
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alnite said:
rofl. She's a human being, she gets sick sometimes, you know...
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yeah, but she doesn't have to share it and call me while she's dropping a deuce
 
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Has she called you since you hung up?

Maybe she thought you guys had a level of rapport that was enough to be open like the way she was, and now she may feel terribly embarrassed. She might have turned you off but she wasn't being mean or bi1chy.

I guess the question is not about right or wrong, its about you losing your attraction for a woman who made you disgusted.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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