"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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WOW1826

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I read over and over about how you want to change your life and you're starting by reading these forums. That's great and everything, but nothing works better than DOING. Instead of sitting there reading, go out. Doesn't matter if you plan on sarging. You should though but that's besides the point.

And if you're starting at ground zero (no friends, no social life). Get an excuse to get out of the house.(Go grocery shopping, play bball at the local court, whatever)

I'm sure there are tons of posts like this but im kinda pissed.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

LikRetsam

Master Don Juan
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I care.
 

Mission

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How profound...

--Mission
 
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