"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Heres a lesson, sorry for typos and sh1t...

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Oh sh1t Im fukked up....But yo, tonight I was at thes party....And I learned some sh1t....Im a funny dude yo....And I was a this party with these old people, like 28 and 29 and sh1t...And I was so funny, I had like everyone at the party on my d1ck, for real...And this one old ass dude was jocking me, and he his girl was all up on me and sh1yt, and she was in her late 20's....And when her boyfriend left, she was on my d1ck, and she wanted me to hook up with one of these older choicks but they wernt that banging, and I told her I like older chicks but they were worn out...And she started grabbling my a$$ and rubbing it and ****, she was all up on me and she was like older chicks are good baby...And her man saw so we went downstairs....And he must of saw that sh1t cause he said he wanted to go, and I asked her if she was going and she wanted to stay, but he knew what was good so he made her leave....Fukked up cause that was one white chick with a nice bubble....

Lessons learned....Get the dudes to jock you and respect you...Once you get power over other dudes, you can get a$$....Thats a lessonm for the neew ones out therer....
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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omg Im so hot right now, I want to fukk the **** out of that b1tch...omg I cant take it right now....Ahhhhhhhghhhhh....
 
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Thankyou for your contribution to the Don Juan forums. :rolleyes:
 
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Originally posted by Eggchen
Thankyou for your contribution to the Don Juan forums. :rolleyes:
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Maaaannnn, please kid....You got fukkers on here making threads about killing themselves cause they cant even talk to girls and getting depressed and sh1t, and I drop this drunken jewel and you rool your eyes at me? Get outta here....
 
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Maaaannnn, please kid....You got fukkers on here making threads about killing themselves cause they cant even talk to girls and getting depressed and sh1t, and I drop this drunken jewel and you rool your eyes at me? Get outta here....
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Lol i gotta agree with this.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Why don't u learn to speak english before you spit that unintelligent garbage on our clean forums.
 
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Originally posted by Wiesman44
Why don't u learn to speak english before you spit that unintelligent garbage on our clean forums.
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Shut your fukkass up, I was drunk...Why do you think at the beginning of the post I said I was fukked up?....Go suck Pooks d1ck or something, lol....
 
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Originally posted by TheInfamousCBear
Shut your fukkass up, I was drunk...Why do you think at the beginning of the post I said I was fukked up?....Go suck Pooks d1ck or something, lol....
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Are you 10 years old?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by TheInfamousCBear
Maaaannnn, please kid....You got fukkers on here making threads about killing themselves cause they cant even talk to girls and getting depressed and sh1t, and I drop this drunken jewel and you rool your eyes at me? Get outta here....
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hahaha for real though
 
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Wow... and sh1t, there is some real valuble... and sh1t information in this here post here... and sh1t, that all aspiring dj's should definently read... and sh1t.

A real "drunken jewel"... and sh1t. :rolleyes:
 
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