"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Heres a lesson, sorry for typos and sh1t...

TheInfamousCBear

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Oh sh1t Im fukked up....But yo, tonight I was at thes party....And I learned some sh1t....Im a funny dude yo....And I was a this party with these old people, like 28 and 29 and sh1t...And I was so funny, I had like everyone at the party on my d1ck, for real...And this one old ass dude was jocking me, and he his girl was all up on me and sh1yt, and she was in her late 20's....And when her boyfriend left, she was on my d1ck, and she wanted me to hook up with one of these older choicks but they wernt that banging, and I told her I like older chicks but they were worn out...And she started grabbling my a$$ and rubbing it and ****, she was all up on me and she was like older chicks are good baby...And her man saw so we went downstairs....And he must of saw that sh1t cause he said he wanted to go, and I asked her if she was going and she wanted to stay, but he knew what was good so he made her leave....Fukked up cause that was one white chick with a nice bubble....

Lessons learned....Get the dudes to jock you and respect you...Once you get power over other dudes, you can get a$$....Thats a lessonm for the neew ones out therer....
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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omg Im so hot right now, I want to fukk the **** out of that b1tch...omg I cant take it right now....Ahhhhhhhghhhhh....
 

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Thankyou for your contribution to the Don Juan forums. :rolleyes:
 

TheInfamousCBear

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Originally posted by Eggchen
Thankyou for your contribution to the Don Juan forums. :rolleyes:
Maaaannnn, please kid....You got fukkers on here making threads about killing themselves cause they cant even talk to girls and getting depressed and sh1t, and I drop this drunken jewel and you rool your eyes at me? Get outta here....
 

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Maaaannnn, please kid....You got fukkers on here making threads about killing themselves cause they cant even talk to girls and getting depressed and sh1t, and I drop this drunken jewel and you rool your eyes at me? Get outta here....

Lol i gotta agree with this.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Wiesman44

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Why don't u learn to speak english before you spit that unintelligent garbage on our clean forums.
 

TheInfamousCBear

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Originally posted by Wiesman44
Why don't u learn to speak english before you spit that unintelligent garbage on our clean forums.
Shut your fukkass up, I was drunk...Why do you think at the beginning of the post I said I was fukked up?....Go suck Pooks d1ck or something, lol....
 

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Originally posted by TheInfamousCBear
Shut your fukkass up, I was drunk...Why do you think at the beginning of the post I said I was fukked up?....Go suck Pooks d1ck or something, lol....
Are you 10 years old?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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So Many Ways

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Originally posted by TheInfamousCBear
Maaaannnn, please kid....You got fukkers on here making threads about killing themselves cause they cant even talk to girls and getting depressed and sh1t, and I drop this drunken jewel and you rool your eyes at me? Get outta here....
hahaha for real though
 

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Wow... and sh1t, there is some real valuble... and sh1t information in this here post here... and sh1t, that all aspiring dj's should definently read... and sh1t.

A real "drunken jewel"... and sh1t. :rolleyes:
 
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