"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Heres a lesson, sorry for typos and sh1t...

TheInfamousCBear

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Oh sh1t Im fukked up....But yo, tonight I was at thes party....And I learned some sh1t....Im a funny dude yo....And I was a this party with these old people, like 28 and 29 and sh1t...And I was so funny, I had like everyone at the party on my d1ck, for real...And this one old ass dude was jocking me, and he his girl was all up on me and sh1yt, and she was in her late 20's....And when her boyfriend left, she was on my d1ck, and she wanted me to hook up with one of these older choicks but they wernt that banging, and I told her I like older chicks but they were worn out...And she started grabbling my a$$ and rubbing it and ****, she was all up on me and she was like older chicks are good baby...And her man saw so we went downstairs....And he must of saw that sh1t cause he said he wanted to go, and I asked her if she was going and she wanted to stay, but he knew what was good so he made her leave....Fukked up cause that was one white chick with a nice bubble....

Lessons learned....Get the dudes to jock you and respect you...Once you get power over other dudes, you can get a$$....Thats a lessonm for the neew ones out therer....
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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omg Im so hot right now, I want to fukk the **** out of that b1tch...omg I cant take it right now....Ahhhhhhhghhhhh....
 

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Thankyou for your contribution to the Don Juan forums. :rolleyes:
 

TheInfamousCBear

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Originally posted by Eggchen
Thankyou for your contribution to the Don Juan forums. :rolleyes:
Maaaannnn, please kid....You got fukkers on here making threads about killing themselves cause they cant even talk to girls and getting depressed and sh1t, and I drop this drunken jewel and you rool your eyes at me? Get outta here....
 

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Maaaannnn, please kid....You got fukkers on here making threads about killing themselves cause they cant even talk to girls and getting depressed and sh1t, and I drop this drunken jewel and you rool your eyes at me? Get outta here....

Lol i gotta agree with this.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Wiesman44

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Why don't u learn to speak english before you spit that unintelligent garbage on our clean forums.
 

TheInfamousCBear

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Originally posted by Wiesman44
Why don't u learn to speak english before you spit that unintelligent garbage on our clean forums.
Shut your fukkass up, I was drunk...Why do you think at the beginning of the post I said I was fukked up?....Go suck Pooks d1ck or something, lol....
 

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Originally posted by TheInfamousCBear
Shut your fukkass up, I was drunk...Why do you think at the beginning of the post I said I was fukked up?....Go suck Pooks d1ck or something, lol....
Are you 10 years old?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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So Many Ways

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Originally posted by TheInfamousCBear
Maaaannnn, please kid....You got fukkers on here making threads about killing themselves cause they cant even talk to girls and getting depressed and sh1t, and I drop this drunken jewel and you rool your eyes at me? Get outta here....
hahaha for real though
 

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Wow... and sh1t, there is some real valuble... and sh1t information in this here post here... and sh1t, that all aspiring dj's should definently read... and sh1t.

A real "drunken jewel"... and sh1t. :rolleyes:
 
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