Double_Diamonds
Don Juan
So I've been with this girl for a while, and last night she gave me a BJ in the car. Guys: it took 45 minutes and I still didn't come. I've never been easy to make come. But, I feel like I let her down haha. Any tips at all?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Her & I got sexual last night - I need help
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
next time fake it, and tell her you jerked it before you came to see her.
oh and next time try and make it more "pleasureble". sex isn't just a mechanical motion....there is more too it
oh and next time try and make it more "pleasureble". sex isn't just a mechanical motion....there is more too it
The Shocker
Senior Don Juan
Next time have some glazed donuts in the car, and if it happens again, just pull you cack out of her mouth and flick a little glaze in her eye so she thinks you came.
Mind_Body_Soul
Senior Don Juan
That is the funniest sh1t. I was thinking you could just use warm yogurt.The Shocker said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Paintballguy
Master Don Juan
amen to that... I want a girl to give me head for 45 minutes. I don't care if I *** or not. lolRedux said:
Boschy
Senior Don Juan
Come, don't come. What does it matter? A sure way to make it a real problem is to worry about it. Just chill dude and enjoy her attentions.
I can last indefinitely during a BJ unless I've abstained for a week or more
To come on cue I fantasize, and sometimes weird thoughts like imagining it's our wedding night or that we're somewhere in public works better than T&A images. Sex is like that...different stuff works for different people.
Next time, get her to insert a finger up your back door and tickle your prostate gland.
I can last indefinitely during a BJ unless I've abstained for a week or more
To come on cue I fantasize, and sometimes weird thoughts like imagining it's our wedding night or that we're somewhere in public works better than T&A images. Sex is like that...different stuff works for different people.Next time, get her to insert a finger up your back door and tickle your prostate gland.
Double_Diamonds
Don Juan
I think I'll pass on the whole prostate gland thing for now...but thanks guys.