"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Her Boob against your arm

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I get something like this from time to time.

A while ago I was sitting down on a couch and I was introduced to a girl who was standing. When I shook her hand she pressed her leg up against it. It was really obvious she was in to me. I dont even think she consciously did it.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by DJnoob
...her boob was against my arm for at least 5 seeconds. damn that felt nice
You counted the seconds, didn't you horney bastard?

1, and a 2, and a 3, and a 4, and a 5, and a 5 and a 16th of a second!

That's at least 5 seconds! :rolleyes:
 

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Re: Re: Her Boob against your arm

Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
You counted the seconds, didn't you horney bastard?

1, and a 2, and a 3, and a 4, and a 5, and a 5 and a 16th of a second!

That's at least 5 seconds! :rolleyes:
It's like when someone meets the celebrity of their dreams and is like "I shook his hand!! I shook his hand! I can't believe it!"
 

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Originally posted by DJnoob
why is it that women press their boob against your arm sometimes?
Because she's shorter than you and couldn't reach your mouth? :crackup:
 

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yes, so she did that...

i have been playing my game quite well around her.. and MAYBE its been working on her

ORRRRR...

maybe she's playing ..me? Share your experiences
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by DJnoob
yes, so she did that...

i have been playing my game quite well around her.. and MAYBE its been working on her

ORRRRR...

maybe she's playing ..me? Share your experiences
Kino is kino. Try laying one of your body parts on her and see what happens.
 

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Yeah, that's a good idea. When she's sitting down, just walk up behind her and flop your d1ck out onto her shoulder. See how she reacts. ;)
 

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Originally posted by Teen Spirit
Yeah, that's a good idea. When she's sitting down, just walk up behind her and flop your d1ck out onto her shoulder. See how she reacts. ;)
LOL :crackup:
Use a stool if you are not tall enough for this special "tap on the shoulder".
 

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Originally posted by flyinshark
LOL :crackup:
Use a stool if you are not tall enough for this special "tap on the shoulder".
Just try not to poke her in the eye, women don't like that...
 

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Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by I_Only_Live_Once
that's never happened to me except for once when I was getting my hair cut and the girl was leaning over me in a very good way =)
This is why the broad that cuts my hair has my everlasting customer loyalty.:) Plus she doesn't charge much (for the haircut, that is...):D
 

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yeah this girl has been doing this to me... but its cuz she wanted to take something from me that i was holding hard so she just put my hand on her breast to get more grip hahaa

the bad thing is that other ppl were around me so if i do that pencil thing with the pop thing (which is pretty funny) theyll call me a perv.
 

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Originally posted by JohnJones
How big were they?

Unscientific and meaningless (like much of this post other than the cooties comment), but I've had smaller cheasted girls do this -- the thing is, they have to work at it pretty hard to connect their boob with your body.

More buxom women -- hell, they might not even know they touched you.

So, my axiom is that the amount of assumed flirtation is inversely proportional to the size of the breast in question.
Genius. :D
 

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by the way, she had small boobs man, id say about 1 1/2 baseballs combined, plus she was really short.

damn.. i want this chick,, too bad, i can't fvck till end of july
 
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