"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Her Boob against your arm

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I get something like this from time to time.

A while ago I was sitting down on a couch and I was introduced to a girl who was standing. When I shook her hand she pressed her leg up against it. It was really obvious she was in to me. I dont even think she consciously did it.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by DJnoob
...her boob was against my arm for at least 5 seeconds. damn that felt nice
You counted the seconds, didn't you horney bastard?

1, and a 2, and a 3, and a 4, and a 5, and a 5 and a 16th of a second!

That's at least 5 seconds! :rolleyes:
 

TillTheEndOfTime

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Re: Re: Her Boob against your arm

Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
You counted the seconds, didn't you horney bastard?

1, and a 2, and a 3, and a 4, and a 5, and a 5 and a 16th of a second!

That's at least 5 seconds! :rolleyes:
It's like when someone meets the celebrity of their dreams and is like "I shook his hand!! I shook his hand! I can't believe it!"
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by DJnoob
why is it that women press their boob against your arm sometimes?
Because she's shorter than you and couldn't reach your mouth? :crackup:
 

DJnoob

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yes, so she did that...

i have been playing my game quite well around her.. and MAYBE its been working on her

ORRRRR...

maybe she's playing ..me? Share your experiences
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by DJnoob
yes, so she did that...

i have been playing my game quite well around her.. and MAYBE its been working on her

ORRRRR...

maybe she's playing ..me? Share your experiences
Kino is kino. Try laying one of your body parts on her and see what happens.
 

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Yeah, that's a good idea. When she's sitting down, just walk up behind her and flop your d1ck out onto her shoulder. See how she reacts. ;)
 

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Originally posted by Teen Spirit
Yeah, that's a good idea. When she's sitting down, just walk up behind her and flop your d1ck out onto her shoulder. See how she reacts. ;)
LOL :crackup:
Use a stool if you are not tall enough for this special "tap on the shoulder".
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by flyinshark
LOL :crackup:
Use a stool if you are not tall enough for this special "tap on the shoulder".
Just try not to poke her in the eye, women don't like that...
 

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When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by I_Only_Live_Once
that's never happened to me except for once when I was getting my hair cut and the girl was leaning over me in a very good way =)
This is why the broad that cuts my hair has my everlasting customer loyalty.:) Plus she doesn't charge much (for the haircut, that is...):D
 

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yeah this girl has been doing this to me... but its cuz she wanted to take something from me that i was holding hard so she just put my hand on her breast to get more grip hahaa

the bad thing is that other ppl were around me so if i do that pencil thing with the pop thing (which is pretty funny) theyll call me a perv.
 

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Originally posted by JohnJones
How big were they?

Unscientific and meaningless (like much of this post other than the cooties comment), but I've had smaller cheasted girls do this -- the thing is, they have to work at it pretty hard to connect their boob with your body.

More buxom women -- hell, they might not even know they touched you.

So, my axiom is that the amount of assumed flirtation is inversely proportional to the size of the breast in question.
Genius. :D
 

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by the way, she had small boobs man, id say about 1 1/2 baseballs combined, plus she was really short.

damn.. i want this chick,, too bad, i can't fvck till end of july
 
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