"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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WhAcKeD!

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Well heres my prob, this may sound a little afc but screw it. Theres this girl Im going after and shes going out with this other guy. Im going to tell you that shes 13 im 16, and no I dont really give a fvck about what you think about the age difference so dont bother posting some lame ass remark about it. Shes been going out with this guy and he seems to always break up with her but they just end up going back out again. Im by no means an ugly guy either (if you want a pic of what I look like then go here ,profile shes even told me that Im hot) Im nice and everything, sweet, whatever you want to call it, but I cant seem to get her attention to me and start liking me. She only looks at me like a friend. So what the hell should I do? Give up and next her? Or just stop talking to her all together. Any tips would be appreciated, thanks.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Haven't seen this posted in a while: Read the Bible.
 

Smooth as Anything

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Won't happen, unless she is a loser.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by WhAcKeD!
what are you saying "unless shes a loser"?
Unpopular.

EDIT: Ohhh, you're 16 and she's 13. I take it back ;)
 

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DAMN UR SO HOT !!!!






















I was not kidding.....lol Just playing, fukk this b1tch......do the forumla.....ur age.....16 divided by 2 = 8 ....+7 = 15, dont go out with a girl who hasnt a hit puberty....sh1t, she probably still in diapers.......Damn, fukk her, and read the bible........
 
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