help with opinion openers

[ALPHAROMEO]

it s all very well to walk up to a hot babe and say " who cheat more men or women?i find the process too abrupt too direct
in a cafe , I need a softer opener first like " do you KNOW IF THEY DO FOOD HERE?

BY THE WAY IS THAT TRUE THAT MEN ARE BETTER COOKS THAN WOMEN , when they truly get down to it? is the cook here a man? I HOPE SO


I WONDER what you guys make of the above

 

[Warrior74]

dude. Stop trolling. You KNOW this sh1t is lame. Don't you have anything better to do? Every second you spend trolling you are wasting your life. Help someone, or shut up.

 

[cola]

Opinion openers are lame. These days I've gotten so direct that my approaches are :

-Walking straight to her, looking her straight in her eyes and saying:​

I want to know who you are.

Straight to the point, no BS.

 

[Mick Donaldson]

cola that comes off a little rapist-ish to me bro