"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Help with my funny online profile please if ya got the time

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DiskJockey

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Willing to lie about how we met

Just like a new job, I offer excellent benefits.
I bathe every day. I rarely drink before 9 am and my Psychiatrist says I have potential.
However I am prone to bad luck, I was recently involved in a hit and run on my way to group therapy.
I think Girls are like phones. They like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected.... Im good with phones and I am kind of like a good bra I'm supportive and like being close to boobs. I'm also honest (when there's no chance of getting caught), easy going (aslong as I have remembered to take my medication) and generally fun to be around.
So if you want to get to know the real me send us a message.

What I’m looking for =
I would like a chick with brains, Ditsy girls can be fun for a while but bore me quickly, they also need to be fit a bit of fat isn't a problem but un-healthy fat is, I also like clean girls hygenic people I wash my feet daily and would expect the same from a partner

Any help much appreciated! I'm not stupid or ugly and have some decent photo's but haven't been having much luck.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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DiskJockey said:
Headline =
Willing to lie about how we met


I bathe every day. I rarely drink before 9 am.
I think Girls are like batteries. Sometimes they run out so you need to get new ones.
I like sports and manly things such as rock climbing and wood chopping.
So if you want to get to know me send us a message.

What I’m looking for =
I would like a chick with brains. Also needs to be fit, no fat chicks please. Megan fox would be ideal.
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I re-arranged it for you, if you like it.

Maximum of 5 jokes, any more and your trying too hard.
 
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