Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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DiskJockey

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Willing to lie about how we met

Just like a new job, I offer excellent benefits.
I bathe every day. I rarely drink before 9 am and my Psychiatrist says I have potential.
However I am prone to bad luck, I was recently involved in a hit and run on my way to group therapy.
I think Girls are like phones. They like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected.... Im good with phones and I am kind of like a good bra I'm supportive and like being close to boobs. I'm also honest (when there's no chance of getting caught), easy going (aslong as I have remembered to take my medication) and generally fun to be around.
So if you want to get to know the real me send us a message.

What I’m looking for =
I would like a chick with brains, Ditsy girls can be fun for a while but bore me quickly, they also need to be fit a bit of fat isn't a problem but un-healthy fat is, I also like clean girls hygenic people I wash my feet daily and would expect the same from a partner

Any help much appreciated! I'm not stupid or ugly and have some decent photo's but haven't been having much luck.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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DiskJockey said:
Headline =
Willing to lie about how we met


I bathe every day. I rarely drink before 9 am.
I think Girls are like batteries. Sometimes they run out so you need to get new ones.
I like sports and manly things such as rock climbing and wood chopping.
So if you want to get to know me send us a message.

What I’m looking for =
I would like a chick with brains. Also needs to be fit, no fat chicks please. Megan fox would be ideal.
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I re-arranged it for you, if you like it.

Maximum of 5 jokes, any more and your trying too hard.
 
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