"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Help w/ mom.. she's a psycho

RandomGuy22

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My mom has been a nazi psycho ***** these past few days of summer.. I'm finally startin to have a life, so i'm out quit ea bit with friends. But it's not like all I do is go out.. I'm currently in summer school (getting ahead by taking government), this past year in school I got straight A's and I got 1180 (not great, but not horrible) on my first SAT's. I also am working 25 hours a week.. so all the money I get is my own. She has been a ***** and yesterday I got home at 11:30 and she freaked out and took away my computer (stole it back today b/c she's at work) and told me that from now on I have to be home before 9:00 !!?! PLease help me DJ's... what can I do against such a hardcore nazi?

p.s. She's an asian mom...=\
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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triple_ultima

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How old are you? Oh, and I find it bizarre and amusing that you would mention her ethnicity...what was the rationale behind that?
 

grifter

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obviously u dont know asian moms...^^
 

Julian

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Yeah how old are you?

Time for some hardcore rebellion.
 

TheMinistered

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My parents are a ***** too... not that strict.. but *****es none the less... hardcore rebellion is the way to go... just tell them you're putting your foot down on this one or they are sending you to a) juvenile or b) foster parents -- that's what I did and now I have way more freedoms than I've ever had in my entire life :>
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

oakraiderz2

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Originally posted by triple_ultima
How old are you? Oh, and I find it bizarre and amusing that you would mention her ethnicity...what was the rationale behind that?
Cause asian moms are crazy.
 
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