"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Help w/ mom.. she's a psycho

RandomGuy22

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My mom has been a nazi psycho ***** these past few days of summer.. I'm finally startin to have a life, so i'm out quit ea bit with friends. But it's not like all I do is go out.. I'm currently in summer school (getting ahead by taking government), this past year in school I got straight A's and I got 1180 (not great, but not horrible) on my first SAT's. I also am working 25 hours a week.. so all the money I get is my own. She has been a ***** and yesterday I got home at 11:30 and she freaked out and took away my computer (stole it back today b/c she's at work) and told me that from now on I have to be home before 9:00 !!?! PLease help me DJ's... what can I do against such a hardcore nazi?

p.s. She's an asian mom...=\
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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triple_ultima

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How old are you? Oh, and I find it bizarre and amusing that you would mention her ethnicity...what was the rationale behind that?
 

grifter

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obviously u dont know asian moms...^^
 

Julian

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Yeah how old are you?

Time for some hardcore rebellion.
 

TheMinistered

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My parents are a ***** too... not that strict.. but *****es none the less... hardcore rebellion is the way to go... just tell them you're putting your foot down on this one or they are sending you to a) juvenile or b) foster parents -- that's what I did and now I have way more freedoms than I've ever had in my entire life :>
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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oakraiderz2

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Originally posted by triple_ultima
How old are you? Oh, and I find it bizarre and amusing that you would mention her ethnicity...what was the rationale behind that?
Cause asian moms are crazy.
 
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