Help Snits to come back to Bjerte AGAIN!

[Bjerte]

It is your warm friend Bjerte!!

Hello!

I come after long time when I remember I have write here about Snits! This is where I write it-------> http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=65858


Now I come to say I am back because Snits come back! She go to London and say good bye to Bjerte and Kjell and tell us our fight means to love no more! She not want see Bjerte and Kjell fight at each other for the pain! I got sad but I fond new girl to give my love

BUT

Snits is the girl in my heart all the time! Now she come back to Iceland!!!

I see her again now and she still is the lovely!!! When I see I remember. She come to my home to drink a beer. She say she miss me and want to try for love again!!! I am happy mate!

She say one things for me not to do. NOT fight on Kjell! She still want him for friendship. I promise to be the good man and say to welcome Kjell into my home as friend of Snits AND BJERTE!

He comes to house to eat my dinner. I say he is friend and we smile both! Bjerte, Snits and Kjell are happy!

BUT

Kjell gets drunken on booze and tell Bjerte he still love Snits and try to get her for his love!

I tell him to PISS!

He say no and try to be sweet to Snits! I trust and wish for friendship but he is manipulator!!! I tell him to get off my appartment! He say no so I push!

Snits come in and see me push at Kjell and she shouts at Bjerte only! She say I not have changed and she is fool to want my love!

I go crazy and give Kjell a scratch!! He screams like a girl and I do a scratcher on his face! I pull at his nostrils also!!

I am run to bathroom and think to get toilet chemicals to put on his face!! I find. I come back and he escapes! I look at my home and snits is gone also!

I have done again the same! I have fight with kjell for Snits and she leave me BECAUSE IT! I get Snits to forgive one time but not again??? Please?

She is the one I love!

Help me mates! I hope you think to remember the pain in Bjerte's heart!

 

[flippinfreak]

Oh Shezz, I hope you don't feed the trolls in the future. Bjerte here has some wonderful way with words. Very intriguing and comedic writing... he is among a band of trolls with Dr Beard.

Go trollmoths.

 

[Jariel]

Poor Kjell!!!

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Welcome back Bjerte!

 

[Big Eee Zee]

flippinfreak, dont badmouth bjerte, he's more liked than you.


and bjerte, good to hear from you man. I dont think you have a chance with snits. she saw you fighting, and thinks you havent changed. let her go. find some beautiful icelandic woman, and go out with her. snits is not good for you.

 

[Mr. Delicious]

OMG what are the odds. I havent been on in months and when i get on Bjerte is Back. AWESOME!!! you should have sprayed some 409 in Kjells face

 

[flippinfreak]

flippinfreak, dont badmouth bjerte, he's more liked than you.

I was NOT teasing him! He's a great writer comedic and catchy.

Why you have to bring my spirits down by telling me the truth though

 

[Big Eee Zee]

its ok, hes more popular than me. its Bjerte, for god's sake!

 

[flippinfreak]

Dude has 20 posts that's crazy

 

[Desdinova]

I tell him to PISS!

LOL! You got it wrong. They only piss when they want to, and where you don't want them to.

I go crazy and give Kjell a scratch!! He screams like a girl and I do a scratcher on his face! I pull at his nostrils also!!

I take it he has no more balls to rip off, so you're targeting other body parts, correct?

Welcome back, Bjerte!

You can also be guaranteed that if I ever become a father, my kids won't be named Snits or Kjell.

 

[DrMetallica]

BJERTE, I cannot express how HARD I laughed at this!!! LOL, made my day! I love reading your posts !! hhaha!!

 

[Bonhomme]

Welcome back Bjerte!!! :rockon: