"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Help Snits to come back to Bjerte AGAIN!

Bjerte

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It is your warm friend Bjerte!!

Hello!

I come after long time when I remember I have write here about Snits! This is where I write it-------> http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=65858


Now I come to say I am back because Snits come back! She go to London and say good bye to Bjerte and Kjell and tell us our fight means to love no more! She not want see Bjerte and Kjell fight at each other for the pain! :( I got sad but I fond new girl to give my love

BUT

Snits is the girl in my heart all the time! Now she come back to Iceland!!!

I see her again now and she still is the lovely!!! When I see I remember. She come to my home to drink a beer. She say she miss me and want to try for love again!!! I am happy mate!

She say one things for me not to do. NOT fight on Kjell! She still want him for friendship. I promise to be the good man and say to welcome Kjell into my home as friend of Snits AND BJERTE!

He comes to house to eat my dinner. I say he is friend and we smile both! Bjerte, Snits and Kjell are happy!

BUT

Kjell gets drunken on booze and tell Bjerte he still love Snits and try to get her for his love!

I tell him to PISS!

He say no and try to be sweet to Snits! I trust and wish for friendship but he is manipulator!!! I tell him to get off my appartment! He say no so I push!

Snits come in and see me push at Kjell and she shouts at Bjerte only! She say I not have changed and she is fool to want my love!

I go crazy and give Kjell a scratch!! He screams like a girl and I do a scratcher on his face! I pull at his nostrils also!!

I am run to bathroom and think to get toilet chemicals to put on his face!! I find. I come back and he escapes! I look at my home and snits is gone also!

I have done again the same! :( I have fight with kjell for Snits and she leave me BECAUSE IT! I get Snits to forgive one time but not again??? Please?

She is the one I love!

Help me mates! I hope you think to remember the pain in Bjerte's heart!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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flippinfreak

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Oh Shezz, I hope you don't feed the trolls in the future. Bjerte here has some wonderful way with words. Very intriguing and comedic writing... he is among a band of trolls with Dr Beard.

Go trollmoths.
 

Big Eee Zee

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flippinfreak, dont badmouth bjerte, he's more liked than you.


and bjerte, good to hear from you man. I dont think you have a chance with snits. she saw you fighting, and thinks you havent changed. let her go. find some beautiful icelandic woman, and go out with her. snits is not good for you.
 

Mr. Delicious

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OMG what are the odds. I havent been on in months and when i get on Bjerte is Back. AWESOME!!! you should have sprayed some 409 in Kjells face :up:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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flippinfreak

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Big Eee Zee said:
flippinfreak, dont badmouth bjerte, he's more liked than you.
I was NOT teasing him! He's a great writer comedic and catchy.

Why you have to bring my spirits down by telling me the truth though:(
 

flippinfreak

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Dude has 20 posts that's crazy
 

Desdinova

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I tell him to PISS!
LOL! You got it wrong. They only piss when they want to, and where you don't want them to.

I go crazy and give Kjell a scratch!! He screams like a girl and I do a scratcher on his face! I pull at his nostrils also!!
I take it he has no more balls to rip off, so you're targeting other body parts, correct?

Welcome back, Bjerte! :up:

You can also be guaranteed that if I ever become a father, my kids won't be named Snits or Kjell.
 

DrMetallica

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BJERTE, I cannot express how HARD I laughed at this!!! LOL, made my day! I love reading your posts !! hhaha!!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Bonhomme

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Welcome back Bjerte!!! :rockon:
 
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