"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Help me out with a cd

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Hey guys...I'm making a cd for a friend of mine who's had it pretty rough. I want some songs that are kinda sad, but have a uplifting undertone to em you know? Like songs that talk about how tough life is, but like keep your head up type of thing. For example Live in the Sky by T.I. and Jaime Foxx. Preferably hiphop or r&b style music. Anybody got good ideas? Songs that get you through hard times.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tupac - Changes
Tupac - My Block (REMIX)
Fort Minor -Where'd You Go
Stabilo - Everybody

Those songs are the ones that helped me when life was down.
 
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