HumbleNinja
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What's the shelf life on a 44yo man and 24yo chick? Help me DJ's. I'm having an AFC meltdown..
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Help me DJs! 44yo virgin having an AFC crisis!
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
cervantesscthree
Don Juan
Run game on her regardless, Fvck age.
Imagine you have 100 women waiting for you back home? How would you behave around her? What would you say to her? How would you msg her? Would you care about you say? The AFC in you tries to hide the fact that yr offering her c***, the alpha doesn't care because that's what men do. Think like that and it should help the AFC meltdown, other than that, keep meeting these girls, and keep improving. Granted you stick to it the AFC in you should sink down to the bottom of yr feet
Imagine you have 100 women waiting for you back home? How would you behave around her? What would you say to her? How would you msg her? Would you care about you say? The AFC in you tries to hide the fact that yr offering her c***, the alpha doesn't care because that's what men do. Think like that and it should help the AFC meltdown, other than that, keep meeting these girls, and keep improving. Granted you stick to it the AFC in you should sink down to the bottom of yr feet
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
depends on how much candy you got for her. - sugardaddy 
jafyk
Master Don Juan
To the OP. Are you a 44 year old virgin? If you are I can't even begin to wrap my head around it. At this stage I would just say go pay for h0 and get it over with then you can start trying to figure out all this DJ stuff.
DarkDetective50
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:jafyk said:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
HumbleNinja
Banned
Purefilth said:depends on how much candy you got for her. - sugardaddy
And some here say the mods don't care. I knew you'd prove otherwise!
SamTheHobit
Master Don Juan
Hahaha made my day xDuser name said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
jafyk
Master Don Juan
Well, if he's not a virgin then he should have chosen the title of his thread wisely. My initial comment wasn't intended to make fun of the OP just an honest comment. Most times the end to game is s3x and the means to that end is dating and all this things we are learning here. I just feel that once he's gotten the "I've never done it before" out of his system then he can focus on the advanced stuff such as inner game, having a family or steady girls etc.user name said:
To the OP it was brave of you to post. I lost my V-card at 24. Compared to some of these young guys here I'm a real late bloomer, lol. So, paying for a h0e would be your quickest route.
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
Go ghost, spin plates!
Dgwizdal
Master Don Juan
Lol roll breadHumbleNinja said:
HumbleNinja
Banned
Is my princess in another castle?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
HumbleNinja
Banned
lanba said:
But she told me she loved me on christmas day no less.
She brought out the raging AFC in me.
JohnChops
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shes suckin bowsers d1ck! :nervous:HumbleNinja said:
HumbleNinja
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:nervous:JohnChops said:
I will SPIN MORE PLATES and use women to boost my shattered self-esteem!
On the real nothings wrong. Just testing the So Suave AFC Emergency Response System.
Still seeing the chick and going out with her next Saturday. #44yoWINNING.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.