"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Snatchmaster
When you're making out with her, whisper in her ear, "will you take me in your mouth?"

works like a charm...
Perhaps it sounds more romantic in spanish :p
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Just look deep into her eyes and with a serious face and say...

"Baby, we have been going out for awhile now and i think its getting serious. Now i want to take it to another level and tell you the 3 words that most guys are too afraid to tell a girl and that is....... SUCK MY C*CK!"
 
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A good idea is to:

When you all are making out pull your lil dic out....

push her head down there and say....

pretend its a lilipop.... :D
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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When you're making out with her, whisper in her ear, "will you take me in your mouth?"

Originally posted by diablo
You've really said that?!
Field tested many, many times (and in english with american girls, too). Sometimes I leave off the will you and just whisper....take me in your mouth.

Try it you'll like it.;)
 

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Originally posted by LuvMyArmyMan
oh and "will you take me in your mouth" sounds so disgusting and repulsive.
But what if he said it in spanish ;) :p
 

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Originally posted by StepItUpAnotch
A good idea is to:

When you all are making out pull your lil dic out....

push her head down there and say....

pretend its a lilipop.... :D
Shut the hell up.
 

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If I only knew in high school what I know now.

I'm assuming the girl you mentioned in your post was your girlfriend. If it's just a girl you're seeing or have gone on a few dates with, this does not apply.

In any relationship, both the man and the woman should feel comfortable enough to talk about what they want in the relationship, sex and anything related to sex included.

I know it probably will feel strange, or uncomfortable, to bring up a subject as delicate as sex with your girl. Especially since it sounds like you've never done it before. So to make the process easier, here's the best advice I have to offer.

First, girls (especially if you've been dating for an extended period of time) usually carry the same desires that men have, but don't count on her EVER verbalizing what she really wants from you, 95% of women (the younger the girl the more this applies) out there is too shy to even hint at what her sexual desires are. Basically, girls want to fool around with boys as much as boys want to fool around with girls. Except we're the men, so it's our job to act on it. I've dated quite a few girls throughout high school and my first three semesters at college. In that length of time, there was only once that a girl ever initiated anything sexual, and she was probably a little tipsy. So pretty much if you're going to wait for your girl to make the first move, take a jacket, you're gonna be out in the cold for awhile.

This doesn't mean she doesn't want to fool around. She probably just doesn't know what you want. And if she cares about you she'll probably want to keep you happy. All you really have to do is step up, be the man, and tell her exactly what it is you want from her. At that point more likely than not you'll get what you asked her. On the other hand, she may not be ready to take the next step like that and hopefully she'd feel comfortable enough with you to tell you at that point.

I know what you're thinking. But Jared, if I tell a girl that I want my d*ck sucked, isn't that a huge mistake? Won't she think that's all I want from her, and won't I sound like the biggest douchebag in the world? Well, maybe. But as long as you don't go about saying it the wrong way, and the girl trusts you, then not at all. Of course, how do you go about gaining a girl's trust in the first place? Show her that you care, be there for her...you get the idea. So really if you've done your fair share of all that, then she should know by now that a blowj*b isn't all you want from her.

If you still don't wanna verbalize your thoughts to her, then eating her p*ssy would pretty much guarantee you head in return. If you've never done that and wouldn't know how to go about it, sounds like it's time to make a new post. But just talk to her about it. You don't get a date to the movies by putting the girl's hand on a movie ticket do you? No, you ask her. So putting her hand on your **** may not get the message across.

That's all I have, good luck dante
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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What about the classic line "suck me beautiful" I think you should try that one first :D
 

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Just make sure that when you shoot your load, you shoot it in her eye, that breaks the b1tches spirit and you own her after that. ;)
 
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