Perhaps it sounds more romantic in spanishOriginally posted by Snatchmaster
When you're making out with her, whisper in her ear, "will you take me in your mouth?"
works like a charm...
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Perhaps it sounds more romantic in spanishOriginally posted by Snatchmaster
When you're making out with her, whisper in her ear, "will you take me in your mouth?"
works like a charm...
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
hahaOriginally posted by Giovanni Casanova
"It's not gonna suck itself, baby."
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Field tested many, many times (and in english with american girls, too). Sometimes I leave off the will you and just whisper....take me in your mouth.Originally posted by diablo
You've really said that?!
But what if he said it in spanishOriginally posted by LuvMyArmyMan
oh and "will you take me in your mouth" sounds so disgusting and repulsive.
Shut the hell up.Originally posted by StepItUpAnotch
A good idea is to:
When you all are making out pull your lil dic out....
push her head down there and say....
pretend its a lilipop....![]()
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.