"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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HELp about getting head for first time!

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Originally posted by Snatchmaster
When you're making out with her, whisper in her ear, "will you take me in your mouth?"

works like a charm...
Perhaps it sounds more romantic in spanish :p
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Just look deep into her eyes and with a serious face and say...

"Baby, we have been going out for awhile now and i think its getting serious. Now i want to take it to another level and tell you the 3 words that most guys are too afraid to tell a girl and that is....... SUCK MY C*CK!"
 
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A good idea is to:

When you all are making out pull your lil dic out....

push her head down there and say....

pretend its a lilipop.... :D
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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When you're making out with her, whisper in her ear, "will you take me in your mouth?"

Originally posted by diablo
You've really said that?!
Field tested many, many times (and in english with american girls, too). Sometimes I leave off the will you and just whisper....take me in your mouth.

Try it you'll like it.;)
 

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Originally posted by LuvMyArmyMan
oh and "will you take me in your mouth" sounds so disgusting and repulsive.
But what if he said it in spanish ;) :p
 

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Originally posted by StepItUpAnotch
A good idea is to:

When you all are making out pull your lil dic out....

push her head down there and say....

pretend its a lilipop.... :D
Shut the hell up.
 

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If I only knew in high school what I know now.

I'm assuming the girl you mentioned in your post was your girlfriend. If it's just a girl you're seeing or have gone on a few dates with, this does not apply.

In any relationship, both the man and the woman should feel comfortable enough to talk about what they want in the relationship, sex and anything related to sex included.

I know it probably will feel strange, or uncomfortable, to bring up a subject as delicate as sex with your girl. Especially since it sounds like you've never done it before. So to make the process easier, here's the best advice I have to offer.

First, girls (especially if you've been dating for an extended period of time) usually carry the same desires that men have, but don't count on her EVER verbalizing what she really wants from you, 95% of women (the younger the girl the more this applies) out there is too shy to even hint at what her sexual desires are. Basically, girls want to fool around with boys as much as boys want to fool around with girls. Except we're the men, so it's our job to act on it. I've dated quite a few girls throughout high school and my first three semesters at college. In that length of time, there was only once that a girl ever initiated anything sexual, and she was probably a little tipsy. So pretty much if you're going to wait for your girl to make the first move, take a jacket, you're gonna be out in the cold for awhile.

This doesn't mean she doesn't want to fool around. She probably just doesn't know what you want. And if she cares about you she'll probably want to keep you happy. All you really have to do is step up, be the man, and tell her exactly what it is you want from her. At that point more likely than not you'll get what you asked her. On the other hand, she may not be ready to take the next step like that and hopefully she'd feel comfortable enough with you to tell you at that point.

I know what you're thinking. But Jared, if I tell a girl that I want my d*ck sucked, isn't that a huge mistake? Won't she think that's all I want from her, and won't I sound like the biggest douchebag in the world? Well, maybe. But as long as you don't go about saying it the wrong way, and the girl trusts you, then not at all. Of course, how do you go about gaining a girl's trust in the first place? Show her that you care, be there for her...you get the idea. So really if you've done your fair share of all that, then she should know by now that a blowj*b isn't all you want from her.

If you still don't wanna verbalize your thoughts to her, then eating her p*ssy would pretty much guarantee you head in return. If you've never done that and wouldn't know how to go about it, sounds like it's time to make a new post. But just talk to her about it. You don't get a date to the movies by putting the girl's hand on a movie ticket do you? No, you ask her. So putting her hand on your **** may not get the message across.

That's all I have, good luck dante
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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What about the classic line "suck me beautiful" I think you should try that one first :D
 

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Just make sure that when you shoot your load, you shoot it in her eye, that breaks the b1tches spirit and you own her after that. ;)
 
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