Perhaps it sounds more romantic in spanishOriginally posted by Snatchmaster
When you're making out with her, whisper in her ear, "will you take me in your mouth?"
works like a charm...
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Perhaps it sounds more romantic in spanishOriginally posted by Snatchmaster
When you're making out with her, whisper in her ear, "will you take me in your mouth?"
works like a charm...
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
hahaOriginally posted by Giovanni Casanova
"It's not gonna suck itself, baby."
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Field tested many, many times (and in english with american girls, too). Sometimes I leave off the will you and just whisper....take me in your mouth.Originally posted by diablo
You've really said that?!
But what if he said it in spanishOriginally posted by LuvMyArmyMan
oh and "will you take me in your mouth" sounds so disgusting and repulsive.
Shut the hell up.Originally posted by StepItUpAnotch
A good idea is to:
When you all are making out pull your lil dic out....
push her head down there and say....
pretend its a lilipop....![]()
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.