"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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HELp about getting head for first time!

Vincent

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Originally posted by Snatchmaster
When you're making out with her, whisper in her ear, "will you take me in your mouth?"

works like a charm...
Perhaps it sounds more romantic in spanish :p
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Just look deep into her eyes and with a serious face and say...

"Baby, we have been going out for awhile now and i think its getting serious. Now i want to take it to another level and tell you the 3 words that most guys are too afraid to tell a girl and that is....... SUCK MY C*CK!"
 
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A good idea is to:

When you all are making out pull your lil dic out....

push her head down there and say....

pretend its a lilipop.... :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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When you're making out with her, whisper in her ear, "will you take me in your mouth?"

Originally posted by diablo
You've really said that?!
Field tested many, many times (and in english with american girls, too). Sometimes I leave off the will you and just whisper....take me in your mouth.

Try it you'll like it.;)
 

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Originally posted by LuvMyArmyMan
oh and "will you take me in your mouth" sounds so disgusting and repulsive.
But what if he said it in spanish ;) :p
 

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Originally posted by StepItUpAnotch
A good idea is to:

When you all are making out pull your lil dic out....

push her head down there and say....

pretend its a lilipop.... :D
Shut the hell up.
 

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If I only knew in high school what I know now.

I'm assuming the girl you mentioned in your post was your girlfriend. If it's just a girl you're seeing or have gone on a few dates with, this does not apply.

In any relationship, both the man and the woman should feel comfortable enough to talk about what they want in the relationship, sex and anything related to sex included.

I know it probably will feel strange, or uncomfortable, to bring up a subject as delicate as sex with your girl. Especially since it sounds like you've never done it before. So to make the process easier, here's the best advice I have to offer.

First, girls (especially if you've been dating for an extended period of time) usually carry the same desires that men have, but don't count on her EVER verbalizing what she really wants from you, 95% of women (the younger the girl the more this applies) out there is too shy to even hint at what her sexual desires are. Basically, girls want to fool around with boys as much as boys want to fool around with girls. Except we're the men, so it's our job to act on it. I've dated quite a few girls throughout high school and my first three semesters at college. In that length of time, there was only once that a girl ever initiated anything sexual, and she was probably a little tipsy. So pretty much if you're going to wait for your girl to make the first move, take a jacket, you're gonna be out in the cold for awhile.

This doesn't mean she doesn't want to fool around. She probably just doesn't know what you want. And if she cares about you she'll probably want to keep you happy. All you really have to do is step up, be the man, and tell her exactly what it is you want from her. At that point more likely than not you'll get what you asked her. On the other hand, she may not be ready to take the next step like that and hopefully she'd feel comfortable enough with you to tell you at that point.

I know what you're thinking. But Jared, if I tell a girl that I want my d*ck sucked, isn't that a huge mistake? Won't she think that's all I want from her, and won't I sound like the biggest douchebag in the world? Well, maybe. But as long as you don't go about saying it the wrong way, and the girl trusts you, then not at all. Of course, how do you go about gaining a girl's trust in the first place? Show her that you care, be there for her...you get the idea. So really if you've done your fair share of all that, then she should know by now that a blowj*b isn't all you want from her.

If you still don't wanna verbalize your thoughts to her, then eating her p*ssy would pretty much guarantee you head in return. If you've never done that and wouldn't know how to go about it, sounds like it's time to make a new post. But just talk to her about it. You don't get a date to the movies by putting the girl's hand on a movie ticket do you? No, you ask her. So putting her hand on your **** may not get the message across.

That's all I have, good luck dante
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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What about the classic line "suck me beautiful" I think you should try that one first :D
 

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Just make sure that when you shoot your load, you shoot it in her eye, that breaks the b1tches spirit and you own her after that. ;)
 
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