"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"Healthy" from older woman?

Eternal_water

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By older women I mean those over the age of 50.

If an older women keeps telling you that you are looking healthy is that some sort of way of saying I fancy you and if I was 25 years younger I would consider banging you. But considering my age it would be wrong to openly say so and so will give a non sexual compliment.

I ask as there is a woman I know probably about 55ish who keeps on telling me I'm looking healthy. She is actually very well preserved and still just on the edge of being a yes, another year or 2 and she'll be a no but atm she is just just about a yes.

I'm not actually looking to screw this woman (in fact I am far more interested in her hot daughter) I'm merely curious as to why she keeps using this word healthy
 

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Neon Owl

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Are you in good shape? Do you work out?

It's probably her non-slutty way of saying she wants your c0ck ;)
 

Eternal_water

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Yes I get loads of excercise from playing sports every week and I do weight lifting at the gym, so I'm in good shape
 

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Eternal_water so ****kface you feel the need waste bandwidth with this bullsh!t
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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plate's_empty

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Sonny Knight said:
Eternal_water so ****kface you feel the need waste bandwidth with this bullsh!t

Huh?

Also, trying to figure out what word got censored here. haha
 

namismybabe

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could be a few things:

- she thinks you're fit/healthy
- it's a code and/or euphemism for "you look fine, I want to bone you" lol..
 

TheStig

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Since it's coming from a significantly older woman (assuming you're a lot younger than her), I'd probably chalk it up to her admiring the fact that a young person is taking care of himself, and not stuffing his face with big macs, playing video games, and watching TV 24/7. Unlike a lot of people in today's culture.
 
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