"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"Healthy" from older woman?

Eternal_water

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By older women I mean those over the age of 50.

If an older women keeps telling you that you are looking healthy is that some sort of way of saying I fancy you and if I was 25 years younger I would consider banging you. But considering my age it would be wrong to openly say so and so will give a non sexual compliment.

I ask as there is a woman I know probably about 55ish who keeps on telling me I'm looking healthy. She is actually very well preserved and still just on the edge of being a yes, another year or 2 and she'll be a no but atm she is just just about a yes.

I'm not actually looking to screw this woman (in fact I am far more interested in her hot daughter) I'm merely curious as to why she keeps using this word healthy
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Neon Owl

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Are you in good shape? Do you work out?

It's probably her non-slutty way of saying she wants your c0ck ;)
 

Eternal_water

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Yes I get loads of excercise from playing sports every week and I do weight lifting at the gym, so I'm in good shape
 

Sonny Knight

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Eternal_water so ****kface you feel the need waste bandwidth with this bullsh!t
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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plate's_empty

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Sonny Knight said:
Eternal_water so ****kface you feel the need waste bandwidth with this bullsh!t

Huh?

Also, trying to figure out what word got censored here. haha
 

namismybabe

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could be a few things:

- she thinks you're fit/healthy
- it's a code and/or euphemism for "you look fine, I want to bone you" lol..
 

TheStig

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Since it's coming from a significantly older woman (assuming you're a lot younger than her), I'd probably chalk it up to her admiring the fact that a young person is taking care of himself, and not stuffing his face with big macs, playing video games, and watching TV 24/7. Unlike a lot of people in today's culture.
 
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