"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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He got rejected and now he is buying her gifts!!

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I was talking to a friend yesterday, this guy has been in the "community" for two years, he prefers to meet women at the day time. Anyway he went to the mall and met "the hottest chick he ever saw" at some store, told her "your the hottest chick I've ever seen, we gotta go out" got rejected this is the convo that took place between him and I yesterday

Roadie: "So Solo, her birthday is on thrusday and I got her a present"
Solo: aww you what? :confused:
Roadie: Yeah man, I went to the store and dropped it off and told her not to open it until her birthday, know what I got her?
Solo: awww a gift card?
Roadie: Naw man, I got her a graphic novel dude, and it's not a comic if you know what i mean, its a book about girls sucking**** and riding **** and it's written by a girl dude
Solo::eek: :confused::crackup: :crackup: (I literally laugh out loud)
Roadie: yeah man I don't give a F, she reads it she will become hot, and think of me
Solo::confused:​
I wish I was kidding, I just had to share this story

*sigh*
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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donjuanapprentice01

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My god man, you made me fall out of my chair in laughter! That is the craziest, creepiest but yet funniest thing I have ever heard!
 
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If he plans on never seeing her again, or any of her friends, then I give the man props. Sometimes it's good to give your ego a little propping up.

If he ever plan on tapping any of her friends, he's 99% stuffed. Or if mad confident, it'll be an awesome move. Chances are though he isn't, is he? Wouldn't have been rejected otherwise.
 
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next time you hear from him he'll probably be telling you about a restraining order, lol. That's pretty creepy to give to a girl that you don't know and who rejected you.
 
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Solomon said:
Anyway he went to the mall and met "the hottest chick he ever saw" at some store, told her "your the hottest chick I've ever seen, we gotta go out" got rejected
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wow I'm surprised that didn't work. :D
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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LOL, props to him for having the balls to do that
 
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As for that fine line between courage and stupidity, he's on the wrong side of the fence.
 
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