Solomon
Master Don Juan
I was talking to a friend yesterday, this guy has been in the "community" for two years, he prefers to meet women at the day time. Anyway he went to the mall and met "the hottest chick he ever saw" at some store, told her "your the hottest chick I've ever seen, we gotta go out" got rejected this is the convo that took place between him and I yesterday
*sigh*
Roadie: "So Solo, her birthday is on thrusday and I got her a present"
Solo: aww you what?
Roadie: Yeah man, I went to the store and dropped it off and told her not to open it until her birthday, know what I got her?
Solo: awww a gift card?
Roadie: Naw man, I got her a graphic novel dude, and it's not a comic if you know what i mean, its a book about girls sucking**** and riding **** and it's written by a girl dude
Solo:
:crackup: :crackup: (I literally laugh out loud)
Roadie: yeah man I don't give a F, she reads it she will become hot, and think of me
Solo:
I wish I was kidding, I just had to share this storySolo: aww you what?
Roadie: Yeah man, I went to the store and dropped it off and told her not to open it until her birthday, know what I got her?
Solo: awww a gift card?
Roadie: Naw man, I got her a graphic novel dude, and it's not a comic if you know what i mean, its a book about girls sucking**** and riding **** and it's written by a girl dude
Solo:
Roadie: yeah man I don't give a F, she reads it she will become hot, and think of me
Solo:
*sigh*