"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Humbly I come before you computer gods to ask what shall be done about one Mallory Max or whatever her name is (see post " You guys are pathetic" in the DJ forum)
She reaks of negativity, bad kharma, and Body Odor O' Sultans of the website!
She debases the other humble DJ's and gives no quarter to those weaker among us. She aims to assist in self-destruction instead of self-improvement. None have been able to tell from which dark depths of hell from whence this banshee came, though all wish her to be expelled there once more. I leave her to your mighty hands oh Caesars of the forum.
In humble odedience...
-CyranoDeBergerac
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I doubt Allen will ban her, unless she's seriuosly out of line, Cyrano, but I agree, about Mallory Bollox, way too negative.

Ever notice how every few weeks, or days, a harpie-biatch comes swooping in to sosuave.com full of indignant rage at men trying to better themselves, flapping her leathery wings and shrieking a peircing, shrilly cry of outrage, defecating verbal acid on anyone and everyone, desperate to sink her talons into any mans' skull that dares to speak/uncover the truths & myths about women?

Bound to happen, and will continue no doubt.

It's cool, gotta have a few nasties around to really appreciate the great posters here, right?


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"Conclusions arrived at through reasoning have very little or no influence in altering the course of our lives. Hence, the countless examples of people who have the clearest convictions and yet act diametrically against them time and time again; and have as the only explanation for their behavior the idea that to err is human." Carlos Castaneda - The Fire From Within

"It is the responsibility of the strong to help the weak become strong" - Harlan Ellison
 

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haha

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"Conclusions arrived at through reasoning have very little or no influence in altering the course of our lives. Hence, the countless examples of people who have the clearest convictions and yet act diametrically against them time and time again; and have as the only explanation for their behavior the idea that to err is human." Carlos Castaneda - The Fire From Within

"It is the responsibility of the strong to help the weak become strong" - Harlan Ellison

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A young Ram will be sacrificed unto you in tribute of your wise and glorious deeds, oh, magnificent moderators of sosuave. And as for dead_romeo, I doth my cap to you and the muses who inspired your more than appropriate description of said Harpie. Many blessings upon you all.

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"If we are to change the world we must start with that one corner of it over which we excercise full influence...ourselves."

Of mice and men...which are you?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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