"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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*He approaches bowing in reverence*

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Humbly I come before you computer gods to ask what shall be done about one Mallory Max or whatever her name is (see post " You guys are pathetic" in the DJ forum)
She reaks of negativity, bad kharma, and Body Odor O' Sultans of the website!
She debases the other humble DJ's and gives no quarter to those weaker among us. She aims to assist in self-destruction instead of self-improvement. None have been able to tell from which dark depths of hell from whence this banshee came, though all wish her to be expelled there once more. I leave her to your mighty hands oh Caesars of the forum.
In humble odedience...
-CyranoDeBergerac
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I doubt Allen will ban her, unless she's seriuosly out of line, Cyrano, but I agree, about Mallory Bollox, way too negative.

Ever notice how every few weeks, or days, a harpie-biatch comes swooping in to sosuave.com full of indignant rage at men trying to better themselves, flapping her leathery wings and shrieking a peircing, shrilly cry of outrage, defecating verbal acid on anyone and everyone, desperate to sink her talons into any mans' skull that dares to speak/uncover the truths & myths about women?

Bound to happen, and will continue no doubt.

It's cool, gotta have a few nasties around to really appreciate the great posters here, right?


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"Conclusions arrived at through reasoning have very little or no influence in altering the course of our lives. Hence, the countless examples of people who have the clearest convictions and yet act diametrically against them time and time again; and have as the only explanation for their behavior the idea that to err is human." Carlos Castaneda - The Fire From Within

"It is the responsibility of the strong to help the weak become strong" - Harlan Ellison
 

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haha

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"Conclusions arrived at through reasoning have very little or no influence in altering the course of our lives. Hence, the countless examples of people who have the clearest convictions and yet act diametrically against them time and time again; and have as the only explanation for their behavior the idea that to err is human." Carlos Castaneda - The Fire From Within

"It is the responsibility of the strong to help the weak become strong" - Harlan Ellison

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A young Ram will be sacrificed unto you in tribute of your wise and glorious deeds, oh, magnificent moderators of sosuave. And as for dead_romeo, I doth my cap to you and the muses who inspired your more than appropriate description of said Harpie. Many blessings upon you all.

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"If we are to change the world we must start with that one corner of it over which we excercise full influence...ourselves."

Of mice and men...which are you?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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