"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Humbly I come before you computer gods to ask what shall be done about one Mallory Max or whatever her name is (see post " You guys are pathetic" in the DJ forum)
She reaks of negativity, bad kharma, and Body Odor O' Sultans of the website!
She debases the other humble DJ's and gives no quarter to those weaker among us. She aims to assist in self-destruction instead of self-improvement. None have been able to tell from which dark depths of hell from whence this banshee came, though all wish her to be expelled there once more. I leave her to your mighty hands oh Caesars of the forum.
In humble odedience...
-CyranoDeBergerac
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I doubt Allen will ban her, unless she's seriuosly out of line, Cyrano, but I agree, about Mallory Bollox, way too negative.

Ever notice how every few weeks, or days, a harpie-biatch comes swooping in to sosuave.com full of indignant rage at men trying to better themselves, flapping her leathery wings and shrieking a peircing, shrilly cry of outrage, defecating verbal acid on anyone and everyone, desperate to sink her talons into any mans' skull that dares to speak/uncover the truths & myths about women?

Bound to happen, and will continue no doubt.

It's cool, gotta have a few nasties around to really appreciate the great posters here, right?


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"Conclusions arrived at through reasoning have very little or no influence in altering the course of our lives. Hence, the countless examples of people who have the clearest convictions and yet act diametrically against them time and time again; and have as the only explanation for their behavior the idea that to err is human." Carlos Castaneda - The Fire From Within

"It is the responsibility of the strong to help the weak become strong" - Harlan Ellison
 

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haha

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"Conclusions arrived at through reasoning have very little or no influence in altering the course of our lives. Hence, the countless examples of people who have the clearest convictions and yet act diametrically against them time and time again; and have as the only explanation for their behavior the idea that to err is human." Carlos Castaneda - The Fire From Within

"It is the responsibility of the strong to help the weak become strong" - Harlan Ellison

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A young Ram will be sacrificed unto you in tribute of your wise and glorious deeds, oh, magnificent moderators of sosuave. And as for dead_romeo, I doth my cap to you and the muses who inspired your more than appropriate description of said Harpie. Many blessings upon you all.

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"If we are to change the world we must start with that one corner of it over which we excercise full influence...ourselves."

Of mice and men...which are you?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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