"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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HB9.0, 35-40, attraction both ways... But her husband was sitting there...

I-am-someone

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Man, last night was awkward :D

A woman that I had seen before (while I was sitting downstairs at home in a t-shirt, unshaven, the "just out of bed" hair and what not) ... She comes up to me and her eyes begin to shine at me. This women coincidentally happens to have every little physical feature I know of myself that I love about a woman. So, last night they stop by to visit. This woman was making sexual innuendo's like crazy, asking me stuff about other women, complimenting me and examining my life (which test I failed btw :p), but I couldn't really act out on it because my parents were there and her husband was sitting right there as well :D. I just kept straight eyecontact while we were talking until the husband started noticing and she decided to quit it. Very awkward because the husband was actually getting into defensive mode towards me and my parents weren't even noticing it.

Now, has anybody else ever been in a strange situation like this? How the hell do you deal with that?
I think I handled it all pretty smoothly, but still... I wasn't exactly feeling comfortable at the end of the evening...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Climax

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KEEP AWAY!!

I-am-someone: I have been in the situation similar to your MANY times in the past... just that the girl just had a bf, not a HUSBAND, lol:p

Anyways... The right thing to do is to just tell her that u dnt wanna see/talk to her again, and then inform her husband that his wife is willing to cheat on him with othr guys if she got the chance... that way.. you would be helping her husband out by letting him know that his "wife" is a "$lut", and you will be doing the right thing.

Put yourself in her husbands position... you would also want the other guy to inform you of your wifes disgracefull manner of behaviour.

As much as it might be tempting to sleep with her and not tell her husband, its just plain wrong.. and there are many other women out there that you can bang, so rather keep away from this kind of woman.

What i would do if i was in your situation is that i would tell her that you are not going to do anything with her because of the fact that she has a f*cking husband and she shouldnt be wanting to try get with other men!

But ya.. thats just me, and i believe in morals and ethics, and i believe that when in a relationship with another person, no mattter if its just a STR, or being married, loyalty, trust, and respect should NOT be violated under any circumstance whatsoever!


Laterz...
 

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Her husband was an ugly, wussy nice guy with only one thing that attracts her: being able to support her and her children. I'm not about to tell her husband that she'd be willing to have sex with me, because he probably knows that already. The only big thing he has over me is that he is long term, and I am short term.

If it ever comes to it, I will sleep with her. I don't have to worry about her loyalty towards men, all she wants is my c0ck anyway ;).
 

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err.. ok?

Originally posted by I-am-someone
Her husband was an ugly, wussy nice guy with only one thing that attracts her: being able to support her and her children. I'm not about to tell her husband that she'd be willing to have sex with me, because he probably knows that already. The only big thing he has over me is that he is long term, and I am short term.

If it ever comes to it, I will sleep with her. I don't have to worry about her loyalty towards men, all she wants is my c0ck anyway ;).

This sint about her and you, its about the fact that doing it is wrong! But have fun.
 

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HB9.0, 35-40,

OH MY GOD ewe, how can a 40 year old women be a HB9, i mean you never know maybe other 40 year olds might think she is, as i have notcied that when i was 11, i was not attracted as much to girls that are say 18, then to girls my age maybe a bit older.

You are 19 and think a 40 year old women is a HB9 to me thats just scary.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Oh trust me... if you met her in real life you'd think otherwise :) ... 95% of the women that age are already worn out, but some are still very much alive and very attractive.
 

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what the hell are you talking about? I know some 50+ chicks that are still incredibly hot with extremely youthful looking bodies and faces. It all depends on how they take care of themselves
 

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Try to get her ####### if you can. If you know where she lives, give her a visit, just to say "Hi"
 

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Would be extremely risky though. I can't have my parents figure it out (she's a client of my mom's and now a friend as well), nor could I have her husband find out (for all the obvious reasons).
Anybody got any ideas? :D
 

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how about...

Originally posted by I-am-someone
Would be extremely risky though. I can't have my parents figure it out (she's a client of my mom's and now a friend as well), nor could I have her husband find out (for all the obvious reasons).
Anybody got any ideas? :D

Find another hot woman that wont carry so many risks on her:rolleyes:

*sigh*


Laterz...
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I think I handled it all pretty smoothly, but still... I wasn't exactly feeling comfortable at the end of the evening...
Listen to that uncomfortable feeling

She's married and a client of your mom's

This isn't the only women left from a post nuclear disaster. Time to go for something a bit less complicated

Like your cousin or something

Kaine
 

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Anyways... The right thing to do is to just tell her that u dnt wanna see/talk to her again, and then inform her husband that his wife is willing to cheat on him with othr guys if she got the chance... that way.. you would be helping her husband out by letting him know that his "wife" is a "$lut", and you will be doing the right thing.

Put yourself in her husbands position... you would also want the other guy to inform you of your wifes disgracefull manner of behaviour.
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this is just plain retarded...
 

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Okay okay, you guys have a point :p
I already came to the same conclusion as I thought about it a bit more, just needed to hear it from you guys.

Pity though, might have been fun if she hadn't had a husband ;)
 

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Originally posted by CharmaLeo
this is just plain retarded...

When u mature abit, maybe you will see the logik in what i said:rolleyes:


Laterz...
 

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Agreed...

Originally posted by I-am-someone
Okay okay, you guys have a point :p
I already came to the same conclusion as I thought about it a bit more, just needed to hear it from you guys.

Pity though, might have been fun if she hadn't had a husband ;)
Yip... it most definatelly would of been, but sometimes you just cant have everything;) goodluck for the future, though:cool:


Laterz...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by I-am-someone
If it ever comes to it, I will sleep with her. I don't have to worry about her loyalty towards men, all she wants is my c0ck anyway ;).
You will die young!!!
 

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I-am_someone - don't even go there, believe me.

A creepier situation than this was a 40-something mother giving me the eyeball like crazy, I mean, really bad, and the whole time she's with her young daughter.

That really threw me for a loop.
 

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Hold on

You're a 19 year old, and this married woman wants herself a boytoy!

What a fuggin' mess. Good thing you've (apparently) changed your mind about doing her. If they separate or divorce, then have your fun. As long as they're together, just tell the little guy in your trousers to stop doing your thinking for you.
 

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Geez! you should think and listen to your Pen-is

" I'm going in! I'm going in! "


just kidding.


:)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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