"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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HB9.0, 35-40, attraction both ways... But her husband was sitting there...

I-am-someone

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Man, last night was awkward :D

A woman that I had seen before (while I was sitting downstairs at home in a t-shirt, unshaven, the "just out of bed" hair and what not) ... She comes up to me and her eyes begin to shine at me. This women coincidentally happens to have every little physical feature I know of myself that I love about a woman. So, last night they stop by to visit. This woman was making sexual innuendo's like crazy, asking me stuff about other women, complimenting me and examining my life (which test I failed btw :p), but I couldn't really act out on it because my parents were there and her husband was sitting right there as well :D. I just kept straight eyecontact while we were talking until the husband started noticing and she decided to quit it. Very awkward because the husband was actually getting into defensive mode towards me and my parents weren't even noticing it.

Now, has anybody else ever been in a strange situation like this? How the hell do you deal with that?
I think I handled it all pretty smoothly, but still... I wasn't exactly feeling comfortable at the end of the evening...
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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KEEP AWAY!!

I-am-someone: I have been in the situation similar to your MANY times in the past... just that the girl just had a bf, not a HUSBAND, lol:p

Anyways... The right thing to do is to just tell her that u dnt wanna see/talk to her again, and then inform her husband that his wife is willing to cheat on him with othr guys if she got the chance... that way.. you would be helping her husband out by letting him know that his "wife" is a "$lut", and you will be doing the right thing.

Put yourself in her husbands position... you would also want the other guy to inform you of your wifes disgracefull manner of behaviour.

As much as it might be tempting to sleep with her and not tell her husband, its just plain wrong.. and there are many other women out there that you can bang, so rather keep away from this kind of woman.

What i would do if i was in your situation is that i would tell her that you are not going to do anything with her because of the fact that she has a f*cking husband and she shouldnt be wanting to try get with other men!

But ya.. thats just me, and i believe in morals and ethics, and i believe that when in a relationship with another person, no mattter if its just a STR, or being married, loyalty, trust, and respect should NOT be violated under any circumstance whatsoever!


Laterz...
 

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Her husband was an ugly, wussy nice guy with only one thing that attracts her: being able to support her and her children. I'm not about to tell her husband that she'd be willing to have sex with me, because he probably knows that already. The only big thing he has over me is that he is long term, and I am short term.

If it ever comes to it, I will sleep with her. I don't have to worry about her loyalty towards men, all she wants is my c0ck anyway ;).
 

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err.. ok?

Originally posted by I-am-someone
Her husband was an ugly, wussy nice guy with only one thing that attracts her: being able to support her and her children. I'm not about to tell her husband that she'd be willing to have sex with me, because he probably knows that already. The only big thing he has over me is that he is long term, and I am short term.

If it ever comes to it, I will sleep with her. I don't have to worry about her loyalty towards men, all she wants is my c0ck anyway ;).

This sint about her and you, its about the fact that doing it is wrong! But have fun.
 

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HB9.0, 35-40,

OH MY GOD ewe, how can a 40 year old women be a HB9, i mean you never know maybe other 40 year olds might think she is, as i have notcied that when i was 11, i was not attracted as much to girls that are say 18, then to girls my age maybe a bit older.

You are 19 and think a 40 year old women is a HB9 to me thats just scary.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Oh trust me... if you met her in real life you'd think otherwise :) ... 95% of the women that age are already worn out, but some are still very much alive and very attractive.
 

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what the hell are you talking about? I know some 50+ chicks that are still incredibly hot with extremely youthful looking bodies and faces. It all depends on how they take care of themselves
 

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Try to get her ####### if you can. If you know where she lives, give her a visit, just to say "Hi"
 

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Would be extremely risky though. I can't have my parents figure it out (she's a client of my mom's and now a friend as well), nor could I have her husband find out (for all the obvious reasons).
Anybody got any ideas? :D
 

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how about...

Originally posted by I-am-someone
Would be extremely risky though. I can't have my parents figure it out (she's a client of my mom's and now a friend as well), nor could I have her husband find out (for all the obvious reasons).
Anybody got any ideas? :D

Find another hot woman that wont carry so many risks on her:rolleyes:

*sigh*


Laterz...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I think I handled it all pretty smoothly, but still... I wasn't exactly feeling comfortable at the end of the evening...
Listen to that uncomfortable feeling

She's married and a client of your mom's

This isn't the only women left from a post nuclear disaster. Time to go for something a bit less complicated

Like your cousin or something

Kaine
 

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Anyways... The right thing to do is to just tell her that u dnt wanna see/talk to her again, and then inform her husband that his wife is willing to cheat on him with othr guys if she got the chance... that way.. you would be helping her husband out by letting him know that his "wife" is a "$lut", and you will be doing the right thing.

Put yourself in her husbands position... you would also want the other guy to inform you of your wifes disgracefull manner of behaviour.
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this is just plain retarded...
 

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Okay okay, you guys have a point :p
I already came to the same conclusion as I thought about it a bit more, just needed to hear it from you guys.

Pity though, might have been fun if she hadn't had a husband ;)
 

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Originally posted by CharmaLeo
this is just plain retarded...

When u mature abit, maybe you will see the logik in what i said:rolleyes:


Laterz...
 

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Agreed...

Originally posted by I-am-someone
Okay okay, you guys have a point :p
I already came to the same conclusion as I thought about it a bit more, just needed to hear it from you guys.

Pity though, might have been fun if she hadn't had a husband ;)
Yip... it most definatelly would of been, but sometimes you just cant have everything;) goodluck for the future, though:cool:


Laterz...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by I-am-someone
If it ever comes to it, I will sleep with her. I don't have to worry about her loyalty towards men, all she wants is my c0ck anyway ;).
You will die young!!!
 

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I-am_someone - don't even go there, believe me.

A creepier situation than this was a 40-something mother giving me the eyeball like crazy, I mean, really bad, and the whole time she's with her young daughter.

That really threw me for a loop.
 

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Hold on

You're a 19 year old, and this married woman wants herself a boytoy!

What a fuggin' mess. Good thing you've (apparently) changed your mind about doing her. If they separate or divorce, then have your fun. As long as they're together, just tell the little guy in your trousers to stop doing your thinking for you.
 

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Geez! you should think and listen to your Pen-is

" I'm going in! I'm going in! "


just kidding.


:)
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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