RichardTheFrog
Banned
That's an extreme circumstance.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Havn't been laid in 2 months
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Von
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Great, it's 2 month you can use to make your life better 
7 months here.. And life never been better.
A man is valued about what he does in his free time.
Lincoln said: "if you gave me 7hours to chop a tree, I would use 6 of them to sharpen my axe"
7 months here.. And life never been better.
A man is valued about what he does in his free time.
Lincoln said: "if you gave me 7hours to chop a tree, I would use 6 of them to sharpen my axe"
Really? If the girl was young and attractive I'd be all over it.
It's bad out there if you want to have sex with a young attractive girl with little baggage. If you want to get a 30 or 40+ girl with baggage and average looks, it's pretty simple.
The hot ones are in your head. It's hard to get them out when Hollywood, Disney, Individual Countries, MBAs, Nobel Prize Winners and Presidents value them like crazy, and Sosuave tells its members not to.