"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Having sexd with a superior on a team building

Evelin

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Hi,

I know it is a cliche but it just happened. I did not plan it or searching it.
So, the story is that we were gathered the whole office by the sea for 2 nights. Of course, there was a plenty of alcohol, dancing, and sweet emotions. The first night, after the official part at the restaurant, some colleagues and I went to an after party in a club near the hotel, where there were more music and alcohol. I was already drunk and I was dancing when I feeled that my colleague put his hand on my waist (fyi, he is not my direct boss but he is the director of two departments including mine and we had never talked with each other before. Also, he has two kids.. but he is not married, I do not know whether he is living with their mother.). Then we decided to go to the Dj to order a song and suddenly we were kissing!!!! We returned back to our group and continued dancing. We talked and he told me that he is alone in an apartment and decided to go there together. I am not sure if our colleagues saw us kissing. So, it happened the way we want it. On the next night, we ended up again together. This time I told him to tell me when he is about to go to sleep. Later, he came to me to talk and put a hand over my shoulders. And again there were colleagues around.... Finally, we get to his apartment and make sex and on the morning again.
Now we are back to work and have not seen each other or talk to each other. Should I do something or leave it that way? Was it only for the weekend? However, I am amazed that a man with a social status, senior position and a family can allow his colleagues to see him with another woman. And I wonder why.
If you had similar experience or heard something similar, your comments and thoughts are welcome.

Thank you.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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marmel75

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What's amazing about it? Dude had he opportunity to fvck someone else and took it.

Hopefully it lasted more than 5 minutes...
 

mrgoodstuff

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What's amazing about it? Dude had he opportunity to fvck someone else and took it.

Hopefully it lasted more than 5 minutes...
He will find the more he partakes in these opportunities that the more of them arise, life is like that.
 

dude99

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So
Hi,

I know it is a cliche but it just happened. I did not plan it or searching it.
So, the story is that we were gathered the whole office by the sea for 2 nights. Of course, there was a plenty of alcohol, dancing, and sweet emotions. The first night, after the official part at the restaurant, some colleagues and I went to an after party in a club near the hotel, where there were more music and alcohol. I was already drunk and I was dancing when I feeled that my colleague put his hand on my waist (fyi, he is not my direct boss but he is the director of two departments including mine and we had never talked with each other before. Also, he has two kids.. but he is not married, I do not know whether he is living with their mother.). Then we decided to go to the Dj to order a song and suddenly we were kissing!!!! We returned back to our group and continued dancing. We talked and he told me that he is alone in an apartment and decided to go there together. I am not sure if our colleagues saw us kissing. So, it happened the way we want it. On the next night, we ended up again together. This time I told him to tell me when he is about to go to sleep. Later, he came to me to talk and put a hand over my shoulders. And again there were colleagues around.... Finally, we get to his apartment and make sex and on the morning again.
Now we are back to work and have not seen each other or talk to each other. Should I do something or leave it that way? Was it only for the weekend? However, I am amazed that a man with a social status, senior position and a family can allow his colleagues to see him with another woman. And I wonder why.
If you had similar experience or heard something similar, your comments and thoughts are welcome.

Thank you.
Hi,

I know it is a cliche but it just happened. I did not plan it or searching it.
So, the story is that we were gathered the whole office by the sea for 2 nights. Of course, there was a plenty of alcohol, dancing, and sweet emotions. The first night, after the official part at the restaurant, some colleagues and I went to an after party in a club near the hotel, where there were more music and alcohol. I was already drunk and I was dancing when I feeled that my colleague put his hand on my waist (fyi, he is not my direct boss but he is the director of two departments including mine and we had never talked with each other before. Also, he has two kids.. but he is not married, I do not know whether he is living with their mother.). Then we decided to go to the Dj to order a song and suddenly we were kissing!!!! We returned back to our group and continued dancing. We talked and he told me that he is alone in an apartment and decided to go there together. I am not sure if our colleagues saw us kissing. So, it happened the way we want it. On the next night, we ended up again together. This time I told him to tell me when he is about to go to sleep. Later, he came to me to talk and put a hand over my shoulders. And again there were colleagues around.... Finally, we get to his apartment and make sex and on the morning again.
Now we are back to work and have not seen each other or talk to each other. Should I do something or leave it that way? Was it only for the weekend? However, I am amazed that a man with a social status, senior position and a family can allow his colleagues to see him with another woman. And I wonder why.
If you had similar experience or heard something similar, your comments and thoughts are welcome.

Thank you.
So im going to compact your story here for simplicity.

Went out with coworkers. Got into the booze. Guy you never spoke to puts the moves on you. You accept. He invites you back to an apartment, promising you nothing. You accept. You have sex. He now moved on to his next conquest.

My question. You had sex with a stranger. What were you expecting to happen? You and he would now date?
 

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SLUT


lol jk
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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