"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Having a bad Day

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it happens to the best of us....infact i was having one today.....what happened was that my sister wanted me to go to a dance compotiton with her, but then i relised that i wouldnt be eating until 9:30 and i had lunch at 1....i get so pissed when im hungry...and my sis' friend was with us.....and i was *****in so much (lol) until my sis's friend and i went walking around the fair, and then she say a bear she wanted...but u had to make a basket to get it...."your on the basketball team" she said...i was like please i could make then with my back turned, one handed, with my eyes closed...so she gave the man 2 dollars for me to shoot....then she was *****in, like, awww i just wasted my 2 dollars and ****...i stalled, stalled, stalled, then finally shot the ball....and clank clank clank it rolled in! YAY (lol) she got her bear..and was so happy, even though i didnt want to admit it...i was having a good time, and i think im more attracted to her now...LOL
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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After reading that, I came away with the impression that you're attracted to your sister.
 

S-lemond

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lol my fault did i word somthing wrong? noo it was her friend!
 

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so your sister wanted to you to be her dance partner in a competition.
but you didn't want to because you were hungry.
then you fell in love with her friend.

and thats a bad day?

i think someone has too much time on his hands.
 

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Originally posted by quest
so your sister wanted to you to be her dance partner in a competition.
but you didn't want to because you were hungry.
then you fell in love with her friend.

and thats a bad day?

i think someone has too much time on his hands.
:crackup:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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RaWBLooD

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Originally posted by E_ze05
it happens to the best of us....infact i was having one today.....what happened was that my sister wanted me to go to a dance compotiton with her, but then i relised that i wouldnt be eating until 9:30 and i had lunch at 1....i get so pissed when im hungry...and my sis' friend was with us.....and i was *****in so much (lol) until my sis's friend and i went walking around the fair, and then she say a bear she wanted...but u had to make a basket to get it...."your on the basketball team" she said...i was like please i could make then with my back turned, one handed, with my eyes closed...so she gave the man 2 dollars for me to shoot....then she was *****in, like, awww i just wasted my 2 dollars and ****...i stalled, stalled, stalled, then finally shot the ball....and clank clank clank it rolled in! YAY (lol) she got her bear..and was so happy, even though i didnt want to admit it...i was having a good time, and i think im more attracted to her now...LOL
from what i understand you are attracted to your sister :confused:
 

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Originally posted by diablo
After reading that, I came away with the impression that you're attracted to your sister.
me too !
 

S-lemond

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wow you guys are morons..i understand diablo sayin that, but after you see that i clearly stated that i wasnt attracted to mis sister, its her friend...you shouldnt comment with something like that again...(and i have to much free time)...at least im not sucking ****s in that time....LOL:crackup: :crackup: TOLD!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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S-lemond

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It was a bad day to a good day! ok can you read?????:confused:
 

S-lemond

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ummmm ok............?????/:confused: :confused: :confused:
 

quest

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I really hope English isn't your first language.
 

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You made the basket, your self confidence should be up. You should approach your sister's friend like DJ.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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bro, just go skydiving with her.
 

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lol............ok!!!! i feel great now! i doubt nethin can bring me down now
 
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