"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Having a bad Day

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it happens to the best of us....infact i was having one today.....what happened was that my sister wanted me to go to a dance compotiton with her, but then i relised that i wouldnt be eating until 9:30 and i had lunch at 1....i get so pissed when im hungry...and my sis' friend was with us.....and i was *****in so much (lol) until my sis's friend and i went walking around the fair, and then she say a bear she wanted...but u had to make a basket to get it...."your on the basketball team" she said...i was like please i could make then with my back turned, one handed, with my eyes closed...so she gave the man 2 dollars for me to shoot....then she was *****in, like, awww i just wasted my 2 dollars and ****...i stalled, stalled, stalled, then finally shot the ball....and clank clank clank it rolled in! YAY (lol) she got her bear..and was so happy, even though i didnt want to admit it...i was having a good time, and i think im more attracted to her now...LOL
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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After reading that, I came away with the impression that you're attracted to your sister.
 

S-lemond

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lol my fault did i word somthing wrong? noo it was her friend!
 

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so your sister wanted to you to be her dance partner in a competition.
but you didn't want to because you were hungry.
then you fell in love with her friend.

and thats a bad day?

i think someone has too much time on his hands.
 

Brian20o2

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Originally posted by quest
so your sister wanted to you to be her dance partner in a competition.
but you didn't want to because you were hungry.
then you fell in love with her friend.

and thats a bad day?

i think someone has too much time on his hands.
:crackup:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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RaWBLooD

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Originally posted by E_ze05
it happens to the best of us....infact i was having one today.....what happened was that my sister wanted me to go to a dance compotiton with her, but then i relised that i wouldnt be eating until 9:30 and i had lunch at 1....i get so pissed when im hungry...and my sis' friend was with us.....and i was *****in so much (lol) until my sis's friend and i went walking around the fair, and then she say a bear she wanted...but u had to make a basket to get it...."your on the basketball team" she said...i was like please i could make then with my back turned, one handed, with my eyes closed...so she gave the man 2 dollars for me to shoot....then she was *****in, like, awww i just wasted my 2 dollars and ****...i stalled, stalled, stalled, then finally shot the ball....and clank clank clank it rolled in! YAY (lol) she got her bear..and was so happy, even though i didnt want to admit it...i was having a good time, and i think im more attracted to her now...LOL
from what i understand you are attracted to your sister :confused:
 

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Originally posted by diablo
After reading that, I came away with the impression that you're attracted to your sister.
me too !
 

S-lemond

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wow you guys are morons..i understand diablo sayin that, but after you see that i clearly stated that i wasnt attracted to mis sister, its her friend...you shouldnt comment with something like that again...(and i have to much free time)...at least im not sucking ****s in that time....LOL:crackup: :crackup: TOLD!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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S-lemond

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It was a bad day to a good day! ok can you read?????:confused:
 

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ummmm ok............?????/:confused: :confused: :confused:
 

quest

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I really hope English isn't your first language.
 

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You made the basket, your self confidence should be up. You should approach your sister's friend like DJ.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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bro, just go skydiving with her.
 

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lol............ok!!!! i feel great now! i doubt nethin can bring me down now
 
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