it happens to the best of us....infact i was having one today.....what happened was that my sister wanted me to go to a dance compotiton with her, but then i relised that i wouldnt be eating until 9:30 and i had lunch at 1....i get so pissed when im hungry...and my sis' friend was with us.....and i was *****in so much (lol) until my sis's friend and i went walking around the fair, and then she say a bear she wanted...but u had to make a basket to get it...."your on the basketball team" she said...i was like please i could make then with my back turned, one handed, with my eyes closed...so she gave the man 2 dollars for me to shoot....then she was *****in, like, awww i just wasted my 2 dollars and ****...i stalled, stalled, stalled, then finally shot the ball....and clank clank clank it rolled in! YAY (lol) she got her bear..and was so happy, even though i didnt want to admit it...i was having a good time, and i think im more attracted to her now...LOL
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Having a bad Day
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
diablo
Master Don Juan
After reading that, I came away with the impression that you're attracted to your sister.
so your sister wanted to you to be her dance partner in a competition.
but you didn't want to because you were hungry.
then you fell in love with her friend.
and thats a bad day?
i think someone has too much time on his hands.
but you didn't want to because you were hungry.
then you fell in love with her friend.
and thats a bad day?
i think someone has too much time on his hands.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
:crackup:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
jiza101
Master Don Juan
:crackup: :cheer:
just what type of bear was it?
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?threadid=34373
Anybody else see the resemblance...?
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?threadid=34373
Anybody else see the resemblance...?
wow you guys are morons..i understand diablo sayin that, but after you see that i clearly stated that i wasnt attracted to mis sister, its her friend...you shouldnt comment with something like that again...(and i have to much free time)...at least im not sucking ****s in that time....LOL:crackup: :crackup: TOLD!
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
Hey I want a bear too. But yeah, I bet she was the only one who got some that night hahahaha :crackup:
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.