it happens to the best of us....infact i was having one today.....what happened was that my sister wanted me to go to a dance compotiton with her, but then i relised that i wouldnt be eating until 9:30 and i had lunch at 1....i get so pissed when im hungry...and my sis' friend was with us.....and i was *****in so much (lol) until my sis's friend and i went walking around the fair, and then she say a bear she wanted...but u had to make a basket to get it...."your on the basketball team" she said...i was like please i could make then with my back turned, one handed, with my eyes closed...so she gave the man 2 dollars for me to shoot....then she was *****in, like, awww i just wasted my 2 dollars and ****...i stalled, stalled, stalled, then finally shot the ball....and clank clank clank it rolled in! YAY (lol) she got her bear..and was so happy, even though i didnt want to admit it...i was having a good time, and i think im more attracted to her now...LOL
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Having a bad Day
- Thread starter S-lemond
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
diablo
Master Don Juan
After reading that, I came away with the impression that you're attracted to your sister.
so your sister wanted to you to be her dance partner in a competition.
but you didn't want to because you were hungry.
then you fell in love with her friend.
and thats a bad day?
i think someone has too much time on his hands.
but you didn't want to because you were hungry.
then you fell in love with her friend.
and thats a bad day?
i think someone has too much time on his hands.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
:crackup:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
jiza101
Master Don Juan
:crackup: :cheer:
just what type of bear was it?
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?threadid=34373
Anybody else see the resemblance...?
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?threadid=34373
Anybody else see the resemblance...?
wow you guys are morons..i understand diablo sayin that, but after you see that i clearly stated that i wasnt attracted to mis sister, its her friend...you shouldnt comment with something like that again...(and i have to much free time)...at least im not sucking ****s in that time....LOL:crackup: :crackup: TOLD!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
Hey I want a bear too. But yeah, I bet she was the only one who got some that night hahahaha :crackup:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.